"a blatant attempt to deceive", it's just that after a day in the Great Outdoors, the story's seem to grow legs as the night grows longer. I need to tame them down somewhat, if you know what I mean...:>)
I should be caught up with things in a few more days and will reach down into my Grab Bag of Texas Tall Tales and bring some out. They will be run through the iHub filters first. <ggg>