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[chunga1]

i'm a lutheran, pretty mainstream. we do lots of charity including me personally. lutheran charity's one of the biggest in the country and also in africa. we don't need to make people hear about this. we just do it. i try my best to live a Godly life, however i'm human and have my failings

[F6]

Spray-On Jesus (PHOTO)

First Posted: 11-25-09 02:28 PM | Updated: 11-25-09 03:08 PM

Here what we know:
-Jesus is in a can
-Jesus is bleeding
-There's now 20% more Jesus.

Here's what we don't know:
-How Jesus got in the can.
-Whether or not Jesus appears when you spray this.
-Who handles Jesus's PR. This seems like a horrible misstep in what seemed to be an otherwise promising career.

Whatever this is, it's hilarious. A google translation of "Aerosol de Poder Atraccion" yields "Attraction Power Spray." So there's a chance that Jesus is changing the body-spray game. Hey Axe! Jesus is here, and the ladies can't resist a man walking on water and smelling good. Check and mate. (via Lizz Winstead [

YOU: Hey, know where I can get some spray on Jesus in a can?
ME: Yes! http://twitpic.com/qw446

— Lizz "Insufferable Wench" Winstead (@lizzwinstead) November 25, 2009

; http://twitpic.com/qw446 ])



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one comment:

Spray-on stigmata is next.

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