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Spray-On Jesus (PHOTO)

First Posted: 11-25-09 02:28 PM | Updated: 11-25-09 03:08 PM

Here what we know:
-Jesus is in a can
-Jesus is bleeding
-There's now 20% more Jesus.

Here's what we don't know:
-How Jesus got in the can.
-Whether or not Jesus appears when you spray this.
-Who handles Jesus's PR. This seems like a horrible misstep in what seemed to be an otherwise promising career.

Whatever this is, it's hilarious. A google translation of "Aerosol de Poder Atraccion" yields "Attraction Power Spray." So there's a chance that Jesus is changing the body-spray game. Hey Axe! Jesus is here, and the ladies can't resist a man walking on water and smelling good. Check and mate. (via Lizz Winstead [

YOU: Hey, know where I can get some spray on Jesus in a can?
ME: Yes! http://twitpic.com/qw446

— Lizz "Insufferable Wench" Winstead (@lizzwinstead) November 25, 2009

; http://twitpic.com/qw446 ])



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one comment:

Spray-on stigmata is next.

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