Honestly, you'd be better to hang it on your wall, where you can see it all the time. Add in large type, "THIS IS WHAT NOT TO DO!". If you're desperate for the tax loss, you can always deal with that later.
I had a case a number of years ago where the broker took my investment off my hand for pennies so I could claim it as almost a total loss. Maybe your borker would do the same.
I have my cert framed...hangin upside down over my toilet. You could try as some have said...see if your broker will do the "total loss" dead scam stock kinda thing for you and write off next year.