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ROTFLMAO yeah it's true ;)

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Comparative Religions

Taoism Shit happens

Confucianism Confucius say, 'Shit happens'

Buddhism Shit happening is an illusion

Islam Shit happening is the will of Allah

Zen What is the sound of shit happening

Hinduism This shit happened before

Protestant Let shit happen to someone else

Catholicism Shit happens because you don't work hard
enough

Judaism Why does this shit always happen to us?

Christian Science If shit happens, pray and it will
go away

Atheism Shit happens for no reason

Agnostic Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't

Hare Krishna Shit happens, shit happens, shit-shit
happens

Stoicism So shit happensI can take it

Scientology Feces occurs

Rastafarianism Let's smoke this shit and see what happens

Jehovah Witness Let us in and we'll tell you why shit
happens

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Q: Did you hear about the girl chasing the boy around
the church?
A: She caught him by the organ!

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A man was in a terrible accident, leaving his penis mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn't cover the surgery since it was considered cosmetic. The doctor said that the cost would be $3,500 for "small," $6,500 for "medium," or $14,000 for "large."
The man was sure he would want a medium or large, but the doctor urged him to talk it over with his wife before he made any decision. The man called his wife on the phone and explained their options.

The doctor came back into the room, and found the man looking dejected.

"Well, what have the two of you decided?" asked the doctor.

The man answered, "She'd rather remodel the kitchen."