The Confessional

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Comparative Religions

Taoism Shit happens

Confucianism Confucius say, 'Shit happens'

Buddhism Shit happening is an illusion

Islam Shit happening is the will of Allah

Zen What is the sound of shit happening

Hinduism This shit happened before

Protestant Let shit happen to someone else

Catholicism Shit happens because you don't work hard
enough

Judaism Why does this shit always happen to us?

Christian Science If shit happens, pray and it will
go away

Atheism Shit happens for no reason

Agnostic Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't

Hare Krishna Shit happens, shit happens, shit-shit
happens

Stoicism So shit happensI can take it

Scientology Feces occurs

Rastafarianism Let's smoke this shit and see what happens

Jehovah Witness Let us in and we'll tell you why shit
happens