This guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up
his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said,
"Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really
rather have a job"
The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing
is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very
wealthy old man who wants a Chauffeur and bodyguard for
his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in
his 2008 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of
your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be
provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter
on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to
say but you will also have as part of your job assignment
to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her
mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive. A two-bedroom
loft type apartment with plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc.
located above the garage, will be designated for your sole
use and the salary is $200,000 a year.'
The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin'
me!"
The social worker said, "Yeah, well . .. you started it."
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