The class was very noisy just now because there wasn't
any teacher, but now everyone suddenly turned quiet.
That is because the fiercest teacher in the school had
entered the class. Her face is as fierce as a lion which
will bite anyone's head off if offended... And if you
wanna know more.... follow the lesson.
Students: Good morning, teacher.
Teacher: (shouting) Why is it only good morning? What
about afternoon and night?
Students: Good morning, afternoon and night teacher!
Teacher: That is unacceptable! It is too long. Just
wish me best regards for my whole day! That
is much better as it is easier and full of
meaning. And that greeting can also be used
for all times.
Students: Best regards teacher!
Teacher: That's better, sit down! Listen today I'm
going to test you all on words that have the
opposite meaning. When I say a sentence or
word, all of you must answer quickly the
opposite meaning to the words, understand?
Students: Understood teacher!
Teacher: I do not want any disturbance!
Students: (silence)
Teacher: Clever!
Students: Stupid!
Teacher: High!
Students: Low!
Teacher: Wrong!
Students: Correct!
Teacher: Stupid!
Students: Clever!
Teacher: No!
Students: Yes!
Teacher: Oh God!
Students: Oh Slave!
Teacher: Listen to this!
Students: Listen to that!
Teacher: Quiet!
Students: Noisy!
Teacher: That's not a question, stupid!
Students: This is an answer, clever!
Teacher: I'm dead!
Students: We're alive!
Teacher: I'm lazy to teach!
Students: We are hardworking to learn!
Teacher: Enough! Enough!
Students: More! More!
Teacher: Stop! Stop!
Students: Start! Start!
Teacher: Why are you people so stupid?!
Students: Because I am someone clever!
Teacher: Lack manners!
Students: Taught enough!
Teacher: O.K. Lesson has ended!
Students: K.O. Lesson has not started!
Teacher: Enough, stupid!
Students: Not yet, clever!
Teacher: Stand up!
Students: Sit down!
Teacher: You people are dumb!
Students: We are gifted!
Teacher: All of you must stay back this afternoon!
Students: Released tonight!
Teacher: (Keeps quiet, gathers her books and leaves)
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