but won't len bemoan the fact that parents spent their last dollar on a trampoline, only to find that their children starved to death jumping up and down ... while the CUPBOARD WAS BARE ... ???
PS: But we all liked the images generated by your naked blonde neighbor jumping up high on her trampoline ... .
PPS: I know len has a sense of humor, unless the joke comes at the expense of Kansas or ... STATISTICIANS ... .