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all u boys do ;)

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"Michael Phelps again. Did I call you or did you call me?" -- From David Letterman's Top Ten Messages Left on Alex Rodriguez's Answering Machine

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Mother: What seems to be the problem with you? You
have been married three years and still no
children. I had hopes of being a grandmother
by now.

Daughter: I just don't know, Mom! Billy tries all the
time, it's just that I have a lot of trouble
swallowing.

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A Jewish woman says to her mother, "I'm divorcing Sheldon.
All he wants is anal sex and my asshole is now the size
of a 50 cent piece, when it used to be the size of a 5
cent piece."

Her mother is shocked, but finally says, "You're married
to a multi-millionaire Businessman. You live in an 8
bedroom mansion. You drive a Ferrari. You get $1000 a
week allowance. You take 6 vacations a year. And you
want to throw all that away for 45 cents!"

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Q: What do you call the nipple on a Jewish wife's breast?
A: The tip of the iceberg.