Rants and Raves

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A Jewish woman says to her mother, "I'm divorcing Sheldon.
All he wants is anal sex and my asshole is now the size
of a 50 cent piece, when it used to be the size of a 5
cent piece."

Her mother is shocked, but finally says, "You're married
to a multi-millionaire Businessman. You live in an 8
bedroom mansion. You drive a Ferrari. You get $1000 a
week allowance. You take 6 vacations a year. And you
want to throw all that away for 45 cents!"