Oh-oh-oh-oh...Everybody was Kung Fu fighting, those jerks were fast as lightningIn fact it was a little bit fright'ning, but they fought with expert timingThere was funky China men from funky ChinatownThey were trapping when up, they were trapping when downIt's an ancient Chinese art, and everybody knew their partFor my friend, ain't you a stiff, then I'm kickin' from the hipEverybody was Kung Fu fighting, those kids were fast as lightningIn fact it was a little bit fright'ning, but they fought with expert timingThere was funky Billie Jim and little Sammy JohnHe said, here comes the big boss, let's get it onWe took the bow and made a stand, started swaying with the handA sudden motion made me stiff, now we're into a brandnew tripEverybody was Kung Fu fighting, those kids were fast as lightningIn fact it was a little bit fright'ning, but they did it with expert timingOh-oh-oh-oh...Everybody was Kung Fu fighting, those kids were fast as lightningIn fact it was a little bit fright'ning, make sure you have expert timingKung Fu fighting, had to be fast as lightning...