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Things you should never say to a cop when he pulls you over:

20. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

19. Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

18. Aren't you the guy from the villiage people?

17. Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good job.

16. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.

15. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

14. Bad cop. No donut.

13. You're not going to check the trunk, are you?

12. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.

11. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on cops?

10. Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?

9. I pay your salary

8. So uh, you on the take or what?

7. Gee officer, that's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning.

6. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

5. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other cars around, that's how far they are ahead of me.

4. What do you mean have I been drinking? You are the trained specialist.

3. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

2. Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum.

1. Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?

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ARIES: Prepare to put your most important ideas into motion. You can sidestep any potential problems by taking your time, working in a quiet area and focusing on creating things of lasting value.

-- February 10, 2009

Who else was born under ARIES? Matthew Broderick, Rosie O'Donnell, William Shatner, Reese Witherspoon, Elle MacPherson, and Celine Dion.

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"Unemployment is the worst it's been in 25 years. Here's how bad it is: Right now, people are begging to work with Christian Bale." -- Craig Ferguson

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i am starting a fund for women of low self esteem and poor moral judgement

care to donate? lol

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ARIES: Push all the right buttons. Minor irritations could temporarily block communications but you might learn something at the same time. Be a powerhouse of industry to overcome a lack of financial backing.

-- February 11, 2009

Who else was born under ARIES? Sarah Michelle Gellar, Matthew Broderick, Rosie O'Donnell, William Shatner, Reese Witherspoon, and Elle MacPherson.

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ARIES: Friendships are not expendable. Even if you feel that you have outgrown a relationship, you will never be at peace with yourself if you sacrifice a friendship to make a few bucks.

-- February 12, 2009

Who else was born under ARIES? Doris Day, James Garner, Hugh Hefner, Billie Holiday, Thomas Jefferson, and Elton John.

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ARIES: Go ahead and throw in a penny. The water gods or genie of the well might grant your wish for a successful commitment. Matters of the heart will be blessed by bliss under these happy celestial conditions.

-- February 13, 2009

Who else was born under ARIES? Jackie Chan, Russell Crowe, Patricia Arquette, Steven Segal, Ellen Barkin, and James Woods.

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Aries

Valentine's Day gives you a perfect excuse to spend some time, and perhaps some money, pampering a special someone. It takes time to build trust. With the right person there is all the time in the world.

-- Saturday, Feb 14, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Tennessee Williams, Ashley Judd, David Letterman, Andy Garcia, Marlon Brando, Doris Day, Rosie O'Donnell, Reese Witherspoon.

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Aries

Don't give the cobwebs a chance to settle this week. Keep busy with mental and physical efforts. Find ways to stay focused on constructive activities rather than becoming a couch potato. Romance may loom on the horizon.

-- Sunday, Feb 15, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Billie Holiday, David Letterman, Ellen Barkin, Sarah Jessica Parker, Thomas Jefferson, Vincent van Gogh, Matthew Broderick, Richard Chamberlin.

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Aries

Throw caution to the wind. You are at the top of your game and able to make quick decisions to solve all problems placed before you. Follow your first instinct and don't hesitate to be the aggressor.

-- Monday, Feb 16, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Bette Davis, Jackie Chan, Doris Day, Matthew Broderick, Francis Ford Coppola, Charles Chaplin, Andy Garcia, Christopher Walken.

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Aries

Might makes right. Your take-charge attitude could draw the notice of those who hold the reins of power. The rewards could greatly further your situation, but be mindful of whose toes you are stepping on.

-- Tuesday, Feb 17, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Thomas Jefferson, Melissa Joan Hart, Robert Downey Jr, Joan Crawford, Jackie Chan, Richard Chamberlin, Andy Garcia, Florenz Ziegfeld.

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Aries

Don't be afraid to toot your own horn. You're the best choice for the job, so make sure you live up to the expectations. Go right to the meat of the matter and don't hesitate about crucial decisions.

-- Wednesday, Feb 18, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Richard Chamberlin, Gregory Peck, Warren Beatty, Christopher Walken, Thomas Jefferson, Steven Segal, Ashley Judd, Elton John.

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Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot. Bad girls
make it hot by loosening a few buttons.

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A woman enrolled in nursing school was attending an
anatomy class. The subject of the day was involuntary
muscles.

The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit,
asked the woman "Do you know what your asshole does
when you're having an orgasm?"

"Sure" she said. "He's at home, taking care of the kids"

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Aries

Honesty is the best policy. Be candid and forthright and your straightforward approach will draw the notice of the higher-ups. Vigorous exercise could do much to improve your mental outlook.

-- Thursday, Feb 19, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Matthew Broderick, Reese Witherspoon, Tennessee Williams, Rosie O'Donnell, Warren Beatty, Robert Downey Jr, Vincent van Gogh, Steven Segal.

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Aries

If it seems too good to be true, it probably is. Someone may have you wrapped around their little finger, as you are entranced by their charms. Do not be fooled by a passing fancy. Use head to advise heart.

-- Friday, Feb 20, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Andy Garcia, Matthew Broderick, Elton John, Christopher Walken, Eddie Murphy, James Woods, David Letterman, Billie Holiday.

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Aries

Don't put all your eggs in one basket. Expand your horizons and enjoy a wide range of activities and interests. Avoid getting bogged down in any one area, as you are able to shine on many fronts today.

-- Saturday, Feb 21, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Ellen Barkin, Matthew Broderick, Charles Chaplin, Jennie Garth, James Woods, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Joan Crawford, Russell Crowe.

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Aries

Hit the ground running. There have been several items that you have been waiting to implement for quite a long while. This week you may be presented with the perfect timing or opportunity to move forward.

-- Sunday, Feb 22, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Russell Crowe, Ashley Judd, Thomas Jefferson, Bette Davis, Hugh Hefner, Warren Beatty, Reese Witherspoon, Doris Day.

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Aries

Play ball. You won't get anywhere by sitting on the sidelines and simply watching other people. Find innovative ways to involve other people by enticing away from the stands and onto the playing field.

-- Monday, Feb 23, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Vincent van Gogh, Paul Reiser, James Garner, Joan Crawford, Kate Hudson, Warren Beatty, Patricia Arquette, Francis Ford Coppola.

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Aries

Look for the silver lining. No matter how dark things seem to be, or actually are, focus on seeking out the possibilities. Even the worst problems or circumstances can be turned to your advantage.

-- Tuesday, Feb 24, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Florenz Ziegfeld, Ashley Judd, Diana Ross, James Garner, Billie Holiday, William Shatner, Vincent van Gogh, Russell Crowe.

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Aries

We become whatever we do repeatedly. This might be a good time to develop useful and practical habits such as putting the coffee cup in the dishwasher immediately or flossing after every meal.

-- Wednesday, Feb 25, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Joan Crawford, Reese Witherspoon, Warren Beatty, Charles Chaplin, Elton John, Matthew Broderick, Florenz Ziegfeld, Tennessee Williams.

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Aries

With the moon in your sign you are a bit more aware of yourself and the reactions you elicit from others. A little flirtatiousness might tickle your heart but don't take it too seriously.

-- Thursday, Feb 26, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Paul Reiser, Christopher Walken, Gregory Peck, David Letterman, Jackie Chan, Gloria Swanson, Spencer Tracy, Charles Chaplin.

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Aries

You can't win 'em all. There is a possibility that a strained relationship may have become untenable. Some folks may hide their motives. Pick up your marbles and take them home to play another day.

-- Friday, Feb 27, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Doris Day, Steven Segal, Charles Chaplin, James Woods, Celine Dion, Francis Ford Coppola, Christopher Walken, Joan Crawford.

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Aries

Your sensitive antenna may detect tensions behind the scenes; pay attention and duck trouble. With Venus in your sign, people will be delighted to invite you along for impromptu excursions.

-- Saturday, Feb 28, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Steven Segal, Doris Day, Paul Reiser, Reese Witherspoon, Matthew Broderick, Diana Ross, Ashley Judd, Bette Davis.

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Aries

Give loved ones the accolades they deserve. You should always make them feel as super-duper as possible. This formula will pay off nicely with co-workers and casual acquaintances this week, as well.

-- Sunday, Mar 01, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Thomas Jefferson, Eddie Murphy, Eddie Murphy, Russell Crowe, Patricia Arquette, Hugh Hefner, Bette Davis, Charles Chaplin.

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Q: What's the difference between erotic and kinky?
A: Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you
use the whole chicken.

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I have a very ribald sense of humor, which is conventionally known as obscene.

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Aries

Those who hesitate are often lost. Don't shy away from a difficult task or stick your head in the sand. The only way to win respect is to face up to your obligations and firmly stand your ground.

-- Monday, Mar 02, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Tennessee Williams, Warren Beatty, James Garner, Eddie Murphy, David Letterman, Steven Segal, Celine Dion, Andy Garcia.

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Aries

Follow a job through to the best of your ability. Be attentive to the rules and painstaking about details to avoid criticism or censure. Pleasant times with friends and loved ones are ahead tonight.

-- Tuesday, Mar 03, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Joan Crawford, Hugh Hefner, Ellen Barkin, David Letterman, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Jennie Garth, Melissa Joan Hart, Vincent van Gogh.

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Aries

One kiss from the right person is all it takes. You may change from a frog that is comfortably secure on its own lily pad to a prince who needs to find a bigger pond. Make improvements in your surroundings.

-- Wednesday, Mar 04, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Richard Chamberlin, Matthew Broderick, Elle MacPherson, Warren Beatty, James Woods, Patricia Arquette, Ellen Barkin, Doris Day.

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Aries

Confidence is high when you feel sexy and attractive. Put your faith in reliable business practices and maintain high standards. This isn't the best time to finalize an important agreement or contract.

-- Thursday, Mar 05, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Richard Chamberlin, Hugh Hefner, Francis Ford Coppola, Spencer Tracy, Mariah Carey, Florenz Ziegfeld, Paul Reiser, Steven Segal.

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Aries

Press the pedal to the metal and zoom, zoom, zoom. Your industriousness and creative flair can make a favorable impression over the next several days. Don't add anything new, just keep on trucking.

-- Friday, Mar 06, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Russell Crowe, Elle MacPherson, Thomas Jefferson, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Christopher Walken, James Woods, Paul Reiser, Elton John.

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Aries

You may have a compelling urge to travel or to begin a creative endeavor. There is a pressing need to act on your inspirations. Enjoy hobbies, but don't make any drastic changes or start any crucial enterprise.

-- Saturday, Mar 07, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Tennessee Williams, Patricia Arquette, Warren Beatty, Paul Reiser, Elton John, Celine Dion, Doris Day, Vincent van Gogh.

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Aries

Concentrate on social activities and creative endeavors in the week ahead. You might be in for a surprise at work or discover something important has changed, but everything will turn out for the best.

-- Sunday, Mar 08, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Tennessee Williams, Paul Reiser, Celine Dion, Jackie Chan, Vincent van Gogh, Elle MacPherson, David Letterman, Spencer Tracy.

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Aries

A little flirtation never hurt anyone. This could be a good time to have an innocent fling or pursue a passing fancy without fear. In any case, your warmth and friendliness is a definite asset in any area.

-- Tuesday, Mar 10, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Warren Beatty, Eddie Murphy, Joan Crawford, Gloria Swanson, Warren Beatty, Mariah Carey, Doris Day, William Shatner.

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Aries

Get creative juices flowing. The desire to do great things is filling the air. What seems like a sugarcoated pleasantry or a passing comment could contain seeds that may sprout into fabulous success.

-- Wednesday, Mar 11, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Charles Chaplin, Patricia Arquette, Elton John, Billie Holiday, Elle MacPherson, Andy Garcia, James Woods, Gregory Peck.

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Aries

You can never be too rich or too thin. You may be torn between who you are and what you want to be. There is an urge to make drastic changes but major changes will work better if started tomorrow.

-- Thursday, Mar 12, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Francis Ford Coppola, Melissa Joan Hart, Doris Day, Gloria Swanson, Kate Hudson, Eddie Murphy, Reese Witherspoon, Gregory Peck.

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Aries

No black cats would dare cross your path tonight. You are so ultra-organized and efficient that any felines on the prowl will fear to leave a hair on your pillow, much less interfere with your travels.

-- Friday, Mar 13, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Steven Segal, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Celine Dion, Ashley Judd, Diana Ross, Warren Beatty, Thomas Jefferson, William Shatner.

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Aries

Perfectionist tendencies can be hard to bear. Your schedule could be so busy that you can't deal with minor changes or interruptions graciously. Try to be more loving and understanding with others.

-- Saturday, Mar 14, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Matthew Broderick, Billie Holiday, James Garner, Patricia Arquette, Elton John, Tennessee Williams, Warren Beatty, Francis Ford Coppola.

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Aries

You need to act like those chocolates with the hard candy shell. Loved ones might not be as warm and attentive as you'd like early in the week. Don't take it personally as eventually the situation will thaw.

-- Sunday, Mar 15, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Matthew Broderick, Ashley Judd, Russell Crowe, Eddie Murphy, Tennessee Williams, Rosie O'Donnell, Marlon Brando, Andy Garcia.

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Aries

Mind always conquers matter. Executive decisions can be made that turn tables. This is a good day to perform aggressive thinking; tackle problems that need hand-eye coordination or a swift resolution.

-- Monday, Mar 16, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Billie Holiday, Spencer Tracy, James Woods, Paul Reiser, Bette Davis, Eddie Murphy, Gregory Peck, Tennessee Williams.

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Aries

Green beer and good cheer could be on the agenda. You might only have time for a quick visit to the local tavern or happy hour, but a few minutes of celebration or socializing work wonders on your psyche.

-- Tuesday, Mar 17, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Warren Beatty, James Woods, Eddie Murphy, Alec Baldwin, Matthew Broderick, Warren Beatty, Charles Chaplin, Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Aries

Look for the facts, not the fancies. Just because someone seems unpredictable doesn't mean that a breakup is inevitable. A financial opportunity looks feasible, but you should check the fine print.

-- Wednesday, Mar 18, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Ashley Judd, Warren Beatty, Diana Ross, Steven Segal, Bette Davis, Alec Baldwin, Tennessee Williams, Gloria Swanson.

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Aries

Understanding and sympathy always trumps fear. Someone might approach you and try to patch up a misunderstanding. The intentions are honest but rely upon past experiences as a key to future results.

-- Thursday, Mar 19, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Warren Beatty, James Garner, Joan Crawford, Melissa Joan Hart, Hugh Hefner, Eddie Murphy, Diana Ross, Richard Chamberlin.

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Aries

The best things in life are free, as well as easy. However, a sudden inspiration or impulse involving your piggy bank or heart can prove costly. Don't make any snap decisions for the next several days.

-- Friday, Mar 20, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Elle MacPherson, Ashley Judd, Melissa Joan Hart, Eddie Murphy, David Letterman, Marlon Brando, Kate Hudson, Jackie Chan.

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Aries

It may be spring, but what emerges now might not be worthy of your lasting attention. Whatever you plant right now might be destroyed by a frost; projects you launch might get nipped in the bud.

-- Saturday, Mar 21, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Eddie Murphy, Vincent van Gogh, Kate Hudson, Elton John, Tennessee Williams, Gregory Peck, Doris Day, Gloria Swanson.

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Aries

Face this week with heart in hand. Venus is in your sign and you might attract admiring glances. You won't have to stage-manage a situation to get your way because sincerity will win out in the end.

-- Sunday, Mar 22, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Hugh Hefner, Kate Hudson, Joan Crawford, Elle MacPherson, James Garner, Alec Baldwin, Doris Day, Paul Reiser.

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Aries

Both ambitions and love are like a martini: better if stirred, not shaken. Let your desires stir you to take pride in future accomplishment and don't shake things up by making changes.

-- Monday, Mar 23, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Sarah Jessica Parker, Elton John, Marlon Brando, Rosie O'Donnell, Alec Baldwin, Russell Crowe, Elton John, Francis Ford Coppola.

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Aries

Try being the diplomat of your circle. You may have quite a lot of work on your desk or a daunting schedule, but you will have plenty of time to help straighten out someone's sincere dilemma, too.

-- Tuesday, Mar 24, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Robert Downey Jr, Jackie Chan, James Woods, Steven Segal, Elton John, Jennie Garth, Eddie Murphy, Patricia Arquette.

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Aries

You may be a busy bee, but you must remain respectful toward others. Your deadlines don't matter to other people and they may not understand why you are annoyed by intrusions that take up precious time.

-- Wednesday, Mar 25, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Joan Crawford, Charles Chaplin, Bette Davis, Melissa Joan Hart, Christopher Walken, Celine Dion, Ashley Judd, James Woods.

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Aries

Today's new moon in your sign might serve to open your eyes to your personal worth. In the upcoming month you may be grateful for having helpful connections who hold you in the highest esteem.

-- Thursday, Mar 26, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Charles Chaplin, Paul Reiser, Billie Holiday, Warren Beatty, Robert Downey Jr, Andy Garcia, Melissa Joan Hart, Hugh Hefner.

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Aries

Take big strides on your life path -- and on the jogging path. Others will find inspiration in your energetic approach to problems. Your enthusiasm for matters of the heart and amusements is alluring.

-- Friday, Mar 27, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Marlon Brando, Robert Downey Jr, Eddie Murphy, James Garner, William Shatner, Sarah Jessica Parker, Paul Reiser, Ellen Barkin.

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Aries

Hide hesitation and let down your guard. It is a good time to share your deepest feelings and goals. You and a special someone can enjoy intimate moments under a seductive cosmic arrangement.

-- Saturday, Mar 28, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Marlon Brando, James Woods, Eddie Murphy, Andy Garcia, James Garner, Reese Witherspoon, Mariah Carey, Hugh Hefner.

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Aries

All work and no play makes a dull co-worker. It's fine to stay on top of your duties, but make concessions; try to be sociable. Find physical activities to clear your mind and prepare for the week ahead.

-- Sunday, Mar 29, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Billie Holiday, Thomas Jefferson, Gloria Swanson, Alec Baldwin, Elton John, Richard Chamberlin, Jennie Garth, Doris Day.

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Aries

Survival of the fittest can be the mantra of the day. Your organizational skills and self-discipline will put you at the head of the pack. You'll meet your deadlines with ease and sit back as others scramble to finish theirs.

-- Monday, Mar 30, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Thomas Jefferson, Bette Davis, Billie Holiday, Melissa Joan Hart, Joan Crawford, Francis Ford Coppola, Florenz Ziegfeld, Charles Chaplin.

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Aries

Keep your feet planted on the ground. If you wander too far from reality someone may drag you back to earth. You'll find it hard to stay out of the clouds, though, as a romantic interest could make you feel 10 feet tall.

-- Tuesday, Mar 31, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Patricia Arquette, Eddie Murphy, Hugh Hefner, Matthew Broderick, Jackie Chan, Florenz Ziegfeld, James Garner, Celine Dion.

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Aries

Be a hero. Work up a little good, honest sweat by acting upon inspiration. Loved ones might throw you for a loop by acting unpredictably or springing an April Fools' Day joke. Roll with the punches.

-- Wednesday, Apr 01, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Eddie Murphy, Ellen Barkin, William Shatner, Elle MacPherson, Matthew Broderick, Bette Davis, Warren Beatty, Thomas Jefferson.

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Aries

Sometimes vinegar is better than sugar. Something that is way too sweet can be nauseating. It is best to avoid social situations tonight. Spend the evening curled up with a good book or in front of the TV.

-- Thursday, Apr 02, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Warren Beatty, Matthew Broderick, Elton John, Doris Day, Robert Downey Jr, Thomas Jefferson, Billie Holiday, James Garner.

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Aries

Offer them the world. A romance may be blooming like the rarest of roses. Show this special someone how much they mean through both words and deeds. Lavish them with exquisite gifts and baubles.

-- Friday, Apr 03, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
William Shatner, Richard Chamberlin, Bette Davis, Rosie O'Donnell, Matthew Broderick, Matthew Broderick, James Garner, Sarah Michelle Gellar.

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Aries

There are no boundaries to your inspirations. It is an ideal time to plan out your goals, objectives and dreams. Don't start a new project or be afraid to take constructive criticism from the peanut gallery.

-- Saturday, Apr 04, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Tennessee Williams, Eddie Murphy, Andy Garcia, Eddie Murphy, Russell Crowe, William Shatner, Paul Reiser, Jennie Garth.

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Aries

If you set a high bar for performance and expect others to reach it, you should be prepared to cross that hurdle yourself. A temporary lack of enthusiasm and frustration will fade as the week goes by.

-- Sunday, Apr 05, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Spencer Tracy, Russell Crowe, Mariah Carey, Billie Holiday, Gloria Swanson, Marlon Brando, Jackie Chan, David Letterman.

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Aries

Someone should hand you a lollipop for being so brave and fearless. You've taken your medicine and can now tend to business as usual. Whatever you buy will suit you to a tee or make you say "gee."

-- Monday, Apr 06, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Diana Ross, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Matthew Broderick, Florenz Ziegfeld, Steven Segal, Elton John, Patricia Arquette, Christopher Walken.

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Aries

Let the yeast rise. There are some things that just can't be rushed -- and if you are hoping for instant gratification you may be disappointed. Those who care about you the most are willing to wait for the best.

-- Tuesday, Apr 07, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Matthew Broderick, Kate Hudson, Francis Ford Coppola, Eddie Murphy, Vincent van Gogh, Andy Garcia, Elle MacPherson, Reese Witherspoon.

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Aries

If you have fish to fry, you may want to wait for better timing. You don't want to impulsively leap into the frying pan yourself. Friends may goad you into taking impetuous chances with your career.

-- Wednesday, Apr 08, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Eddie Murphy, Rosie O'Donnell, Jackie Chan, Bette Davis, Gloria Swanson, Mariah Carey, Russell Crowe, Christopher Walken.

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Aries

Today's full moon might bring an urge to make sweeping changes. Your ambitions get a shot in the arm and you could find a special someone willing to hold your hand or assist you in reaching your dreams.

-- Thursday, Apr 09, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Francis Ford Coppola, Hugh Hefner, Tennessee Williams, Warren Beatty, Jennie Garth, Ellen Barkin, Russell Crowe, Matthew Broderick.

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Aries

Trust your intuition. Use your warmth, friendliness, and a spirit of kindness to make headway in the business world. You and your special sweetheart could be in perfectly attunement later this evening.

-- Friday, Apr 10, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Warren Beatty, Rosie O'Donnell, Steven Segal, Melissa Joan Hart, Gloria Swanson, Tennessee Williams, Eddie Murphy, Paul Reiser.

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Aries

Eat heartily if someone offers you food for thought. A ringing phone signals an upswing in popularity. You might be wise to accept an attractive invitation. Curb a tendency to spend money too freely.

-- Saturday, Apr 11, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Alec Baldwin, Diana Ross, Elton John, Doris Day, Thomas Jefferson, Francis Ford Coppola, Rosie O'Donnell, James Garner.

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Aries

You prefer purple Easter eggs with pink stripes. You may harbor a secret desire to rebel against conventions or do something outrageous. People are easily fooled by your pleasant manners during the week ahead.

-- Sunday, Apr 12, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Thomas Jefferson, Jennie Garth, Melissa Joan Hart, David Letterman, Billie Holiday, Celine Dion, Russell Crowe, Sarah Jessica Parker.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Incongruity can disturb and enlighten at the same time. You may encourage change while doing the "same old thing" yourself, or you might act quite independently in a surprising area. People sit up and take notice.

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Aries

Speak your mind, but seek serenity. People will tend to trust you if you are frank, earnest, and aboveboard. You may need a few extra hours of quiet time or privacy in order to contemplate your future.

-- Tuesday, Apr 14, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Gregory Peck, Russell Crowe, Elton John, Andy Garcia, Warren Beatty, Florenz Ziegfeld, Jackie Chan, Joan Crawford.

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Aries

It is likely that you have been playing the part of Lone Ranger in recent days. Your sidekick, however, could be busy with other projects or not as supportive as usual. Avoid the "Hi-yo, Silver, away!" syndrome.

-- Wednesday, Apr 15, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Diana Ross, Matthew Broderick, Celine Dion, Melissa Joan Hart, Warren Beatty, Richard Chamberlin, Ellen Barkin, Florenz Ziegfeld.

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Aries

Stir things up. A brash, in-your-face approach could wake up and invigorate people you meet through business or work that are suffering from lethargy. This is a good time to show off your know-how.

-- Thursday, Apr 16, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Celine Dion, Warren Beatty, Ashley Judd, Jennie Garth, Reese Witherspoon, Richard Chamberlin, Francis Ford Coppola, Bette Davis.

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Aries

Hide your piggy bank. Stay alert when handling monetary transactions. Make sure you are not spending beyond your means due to bad advice or losing money because someone else is handling your funds.

-- Friday, Apr 17, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Alec Baldwin, James Garner, Sarah Jessica Parker, Ellen Barkin, Patricia Arquette, Paul Reiser, Gloria Swanson, William Shatner.

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Aries

You sing a duet with your inner self. You are in complete harmony, knowing exactly what you want. You might realize that others are insincere or indirect about discussing their wants and needs.

-- Saturday, Apr 18, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Ashley Judd, Richard Chamberlin, Mariah Carey, Rosie O'Donnell, Jennie Garth, Billie Holiday, Hugh Hefner, Thomas Jefferson.

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Aries

Even if a relationship hits a slippery slope for a day or two this week, you will find a firm handhold and be able to stay on your feet. Focus on attaining long-term goals -- and don't forget physical exercise.

-- Sunday, Apr 19, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Diana Ross, Robert Downey Jr, Melissa Joan Hart, Eddie Murphy, Warren Beatty, Jackie Chan, Billie Holiday, Marlon Brando.

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Aries

Carelessness can be costly. For the next two days, be extra careful about the little details. You don't have to be embarrassed about pulling out the calculator at a restaurant to figure the appropriate tip.

-- Monday, Apr 20, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Patricia Arquette, David Letterman, Christopher Walken, Celine Dion, Ellen Barkin, Russell Crowe, Hugh Hefner, Elton John.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

Walk the line. There may be an instance in which you must stand your ground or defend your rights to keep the peace. Concentrate on remaining physically fit by working out at the gym or walking.

-- Tuesday, Apr 21, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Robert Downey Jr, Patricia Arquette, Francis Ford Coppola, Florenz Ziegfeld, Doris Day, James Woods, Richard Chamberlin, James Garner.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

Earth Day can be mirth day. Crack a joke or two to break the ice. Don't exaggerate your net worth when making a decision that involves your financial future or take risks without careful calculations.

-- Wednesday, Apr 22, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Vincent van Gogh, Tennessee Williams, Elton John, Billie Holiday, Matthew Broderick, Diana Ross, Ashley Judd, Paul Reiser.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

Bring along the warm fuzzy slippers for a friend, as doubts and misgivings could cause someone to get cold feet. A temporary change of feelings can be overcome with patience and thoughtfulness.

-- Thursday, Apr 23, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Spencer Tracy, Joan Crawford, Reese Witherspoon, Florenz Ziegfeld, Bette Davis, Eddie Murphy, Christopher Walken, Jackie Chan.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

Don't get down in the dumps or risk getting dumped. Relationships require handling with kid gloves. It is easy to offend people who are thin-skinned. This isn't the time to make anyone question your trust.

-- Friday, Apr 24, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Matthew Broderick, Spencer Tracy, Mariah Carey, Joan Crawford, Warren Beatty, Ellen Barkin, Elle MacPherson, Eddie Murphy.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

Don't be overwhelmed by daring demands. Some people will push your buttons just to see how far they can go. Your competitive nature might outweigh common sense, so calm down and count to 10.

-- Saturday, Apr 25, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Alec Baldwin, Warren Beatty, Gloria Swanson, Ashley Judd, Tennessee Williams, Mariah Carey, Patricia Arquette, Elton John.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

Love might mean never saying you are sorry, but it also means not letting someone know that you are jealous. This week beware of a green-eyed monster that can get in between you and a loved one.

-- Sunday, Apr 26, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Doris Day, Reese Witherspoon, Kate Hudson, Diana Ross, Mariah Carey, Andy Garcia, Spencer Tracy, Christopher Walken.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

Strike a happy balance. You're ready-for-action attitude makes you a shining example in executive circles. But too much aggression can be a detractor in social situations where gentle persuasion is needed.

-- Monday, Apr 27, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Paul Reiser, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Elton John, Joan Crawford, Eddie Murphy, Warren Beatty, Melissa Joan Hart, Marlon Brando.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

Tell it like it is. By being forthright, you can influence the outcome. Change the world by spreading helpful information or discussing progressive ideals. Defend your financial position and stability.

-- Tuesday, Apr 28, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Ashley Judd, Francis Ford Coppola, Elle MacPherson, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Reese Witherspoon, Gloria Swanson, Bette Davis, Warren Beatty.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

Your crystal ball might need a tuneup. Don't make important changes or business decisions if you aren't able to predict the outcome. Concentrate on being a good sport and getting things accomplished.

-- Wednesday, Apr 29, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Bette Davis, Gregory Peck, Tennessee Williams, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Warren Beatty, Celine Dion, Ashley Judd, Jennie Garth.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

A passion for perfection may push you to perform at the peak of excellence. You are in step with the major trends, but someone might be more than a wee bit jealous of your admirable accomplishments.

-- Thursday, Apr 30, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Charles Chaplin, Elle MacPherson, Hugh Hefner, Melissa Joan Hart, Warren Beatty, Patricia Arquette, Sarah Jessica Parker, Russell Crowe.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

You don't have to yield to pressure. Concentrate on work, career and reputation, even if a partner is in relentless pursuit. There will be plenty of time for amorous appointments later this evening.

-- Friday, May 01, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Ashley Judd, Gregory Peck, Thomas Jefferson, Marlon Brando, Warren Beatty, Gloria Swanson, Christopher Walken, Vincent van Gogh.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

A prospective lover might seem like an easy conquest to you. Be wary, however, of misinterpreting innocent signals. You problem is that when you sense a challenge to romantic ardor, you are even more eager to head off in hot pursuit.

-- Saturday, May 02, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Robert Downey Jr, Ashley Judd, Matthew Broderick, Mariah Carey, Richard Chamberlin, Ellen Barkin, James Woods, Steven Segal.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

Learn to lead by consensus. This week you might be surprised to find that people are willing to follow your lead. Their trust in your example adds to your confidence levels and in turn adds to your success.

-- Sunday, May 03, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Matthew Broderick, Elle MacPherson, Doris Day, Florenz Ziegfeld, Sarah Jessica Parker, Francis Ford Coppola, Melissa Joan Hart, James Woods.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

Time waits for no one, but you must often wait for the best timing. You have plenty of enthusiasm and eagerness to get something accomplished, but might feel that your efforts are being reined in.

-- Monday, May 04, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Billie Holiday, Francis Ford Coppola, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Warren Beatty, Ellen Barkin, Elle MacPherson, William Shatner, James Woods.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

A special someone might motivate you to embrace an admirable work ethic. A desire to impress a potential partner might inspire you to find new ways to make money or try harder in your career.

-- Tuesday, May 05, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Alec Baldwin, Matthew Broderick, Warren Beatty, Andy Garcia, Elton John, William Shatner, Christopher Walken, Jackie Chan.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

You can talk about anything with a true friend. The cosmic weather is ideal for having a heart-to-heart chat. Don't waste time with anyone who wants to love you on the deferred payment plan.

-- Wednesday, May 06, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Tennessee Williams, Billie Holiday, Sarah Jessica Parker, Christopher Walken, James Woods, Ashley Judd, Paul Reiser, Eddie Murphy.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

Think and act like a champion -- and the next thing you know, you will be a champion. You have the ability to lay out successful strategies that makes almost any project or idea a win-win situation for everyone involved.

-- Thursday, May 07, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Eddie Murphy, Ashley Judd, Kate Hudson, Reese Witherspoon, Tennessee Williams, Elton John, Alec Baldwin, Francis Ford Coppola.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

If you've got it, flaunt it. It could be a brilliant smile or powerful connections that act as an aphrodisiac for a certain someone. An amorous fire can be rekindled if you play your cards right this evening.

-- Friday, May 08, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Diana Ross, Matthew Broderick, Robert Downey Jr, Ellen Barkin, Warren Beatty, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Gregory Peck, Russell Crowe.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

Come-hither looks could magnetically draw a lover hither. Once hither, the two of you can take a passionate trip to yon. Depend upon trusted friends to speak up on your behalf or support your efforts.

-- Saturday, May 09, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Rosie O'Donnell, Florenz Ziegfeld, Christopher Walken, Hugh Hefner, Gregory Peck, Thomas Jefferson, Elton John, Bette Davis.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

Pinch those pennies until they scream "uncle." If you must go shopping this week, remember you have a tendency to spend every available nickel. Use your bargain hunting skills to find the best deal.

-- Sunday, May 10, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Kate Hudson, Christopher Walken, Warren Beatty, Robert Downey Jr, Hugh Hefner, Marlon Brando, William Shatner, Andy Garcia.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

Hang in there. You are blessed with high energy levels. Embark on interactive projects and explore avenues of continuing education. Avoid entering into new deals or signing agreements or contracts.

-- Monday, May 11, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Andy Garcia, Charles Chaplin, Spencer Tracy, Patricia Arquette, Gloria Swanson, Hugh Hefner, Sarah Jessica Parker, Richard Chamberlin.

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Playboy Considers "Radical Changes"

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Aries

Don't get caught up in double talk. Try to avoid becoming involved in an endless string of misunderstandings that could lead you on a futile chase. It's best to hold off on important decisions and discussions.

-- Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Gregory Peck, Doris Day, Matthew Broderick, Russell Crowe, Warren Beatty, Andy Garcia, Eddie Murphy, Richard Chamberlin.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

Meet the day head on. Early to bed and early to rise makes a person healthy, wealthy and wise. Open a window and let in some fresh air. Stale regrets and a lack of circulation can drain energies.

-- Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Andy Garcia, Billie Holiday, Florenz Ziegfeld, Eddie Murphy, James Garner, Elle MacPherson, Joan Crawford, Francis Ford Coppola.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

Knowledge itself is neither good nor bad. It is how that knowledge is applied that makes the difference. A friend's moneymaking idea could be mutually beneficial. It is a good time to gather allies.

-- Thursday, May 14, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Diana Ross, Hugh Hefner, Marlon Brando, Kate Hudson, Francis Ford Coppola, Sarah Jessica Parker, Rosie O'Donnell, Elle MacPherson.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

The sparks of romance are in the air. Pursuits toward the object of your desire will meet with pleasant results. A casual friendship could move to the next level or develop into a full-blown commitment.

-- Friday, May 15, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
James Garner, Spencer Tracy, Marlon Brando, Melissa Joan Hart, Richard Chamberlin, Billie Holiday, Warren Beatty, Doris Day.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

Show your loved ones how much you care. Take advantage of your social prowess by going out with friends or entertaining at home. Surround yourself with close friends, family and fascinating admirers.

-- Saturday, May 16, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Warren Beatty, Andy Garcia, Spencer Tracy, Celine Dion, Florenz Ziegfeld, Jackie Chan, Kate Hudson, Mariah Carey.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

Changes in plans or changes in friendships could be on your celestial menu in the week to come. You could experience some fleeting confusion about what you want or whom you wish to spend time with.

-- Sunday, May 17, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Marlon Brando, James Garner, Christopher Walken, Vincent van Gogh, Celine Dion, Melissa Joan Hart, Steven Segal, David Letterman.

[teapeebubbles]

Salma Hayek

Measurements: 36C-25-37 (Source: Celebrity Sleuth magazine)

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Aries

Slight economies won't dampen your fun. You can entertain guests or catch up on the gossip while staying within the budget. It may be necessary to project a professional demeanor when mixing with groups.

-- Monday, May 18, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Diana Ross, Florenz Ziegfeld, Matthew Broderick, Spencer Tracy, Andy Garcia, Charles Chaplin, Jackie Chan, Mariah Carey.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

Enjoy the finer things in life without embarrassment. Share your good fortune with those less fortunate than yourself. A romantic meeting that stirs your passions could evolve into something lasting.

-- Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
David Letterman, Matthew Broderick, Jackie Chan, Charles Chaplin, Spencer Tracy, Alec Baldwin, Kate Hudson, Steven Segal.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

It is when you are working the hardest that you need support from loved ones the most. Because you have more items on your schedule than usual you could become abrupt or terse. Appreciate loved ones.

-- Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Alec Baldwin, Elle MacPherson, Kate Hudson, Doris Day, Melissa Joan Hart, Matthew Broderick, Richard Chamberlin, Billie Holiday.

[teapeebubbles]

Q: What tastes good on pie but not on pussy?

A: Crust.

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Aries

Taking things one step at a time is the key to creating a successful initiative. Be patient; expecting instant gratification of your desires isn't the way to make lasting progress. Save the best for last.

-- Thursday, May 21, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
James Garner, David Letterman, Matthew Broderick, Jackie Chan, Andy Garcia, Eddie Murphy, Reese Witherspoon, Ashley Judd.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

Good news travels fast. When you have the best product, people beat a path to your door. If you are conscientious about the details and never settle for less than the best, your reputation will be enhanced.

-- Friday, May 22, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Elton John, Warren Beatty, Ellen Barkin, Steven Segal, Elton John, Gregory Peck, Matthew Broderick, Gloria Swanson.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

Roll with the punches. You can handle a brief spate of commotion or an upsetting situation with diplomacy. Strive to be fair, tolerant and open minded even when faced with unreasonable people.

-- Saturday, May 23, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Elton John, Matthew Broderick, Francis Ford Coppola, James Woods, Elton John, William Shatner, Diana Ross, Mariah Carey.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): In the week to come, you are likely to be filled with dynamic energy. Because you are in a rush to get things done, you may inadvertently step on a few toes or ambition could desensitize you to delicate feelings.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): It is a good day for short trips, sports or exercise, or just putting initial energy into plans for the future. Concentrate on outlining your goals and sharing your activities, hopes and dreams with friends.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

You can make a profit while making a difference. If you funnel your energies into the appropriate activities, you can help yourself while helping others. Volunteer to coach kids and make new connections.

-- Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Eddie Murphy, Reese Witherspoon, Melissa Joan Hart, Mariah Carey, Eddie Murphy, Warren Beatty, Alec Baldwin, Spencer Tracy.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

Your drive and initiative are admirable, but you may wish to stay out of the limelight. You may be at your best working diligently behind the scenes and taking care of small but crucial details.

-- Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
William Shatner, James Woods, Elton John, Paul Reiser, James Garner, Rosie O'Donnell, Gloria Swanson, Elton John.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

You are sharp as a tack and can handle mental work with ease. Be aware that pushiness, however, could backfire in a few days. Your warmth is an asset, but don't overstep the bounds of propriety.

-- Thursday, May 28, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Jennie Garth, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Spencer Tracy, Ellen Barkin, Bette Davis, Florenz Ziegfeld, Ashley Judd, Doris Day.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

There may be an urge to take someone to the woodshed. However, those primitive feelings can be tamed. Don't slip back into bad habits. You will be much happier if household tasks are completed.

-- Friday, May 29, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Russell Crowe, Marlon Brando, Francis Ford Coppola, Ellen Barkin, Bette Davis, James Garner, Warren Beatty, Alec Baldwin.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

Keep your cool under fire. Even the most carefully planned activities can be subject to fits and starts. At the moment you can be pulled two ways and aggravated by any resistance to your instant gratification.

-- Saturday, May 30, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Melissa Joan Hart, Warren Beatty, Marlon Brando, Billie Holiday, Eddie Murphy, Rosie O'Donnell, Patricia Arquette, Diana Ross.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

Stand by your plan. The upcoming week could be challenging especially if you begin something new or become fixated upon stirring things up. You may be wise to delay new starts and projects.

-- Sunday, May 31, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
David Letterman, Reese Witherspoon, Bette Davis, Elton John, Gloria Swanson, Sarah Michelle Gellar, William Shatner, Thomas Jefferson.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

Just because you can differentiate between a need and a want doesn't mean you should ignore the wants. Turn your wants into lofty goals and when the time is right you will be able to achieve them.

-- Monday, Jun 01, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Gregory Peck, Eddie Murphy, Warren Beatty, Rosie O'Donnell, Joan Crawford, Melissa Joan Hart, Vincent van Gogh, Diana Ross.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

Use your resources only as the means to the end. You must keep your purpose clear and refuse to take a gamble with resources you cannot afford to lose. Focus on achieving a great and worthy vision.

-- Tuesday, Jun 02, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Bette Davis, Spencer Tracy, Diana Ross, Mariah Carey, Melissa Joan Hart, Elle MacPherson, Elton John, Charles Chaplin.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

Fun follows form. Be a stickler about sending thank-you notes or acknowledging others for their efforts. You may prefer to just have a good time, but others may have a more serious agenda in mind.

-- Wednesday, Jun 03, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Gregory Peck, Florenz Ziegfeld, Richard Chamberlin, Celine Dion, Charles Chaplin, Eddie Murphy, Rosie O'Donnell, Elle MacPherson.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

Chill out. You may feel warmed up and raring to go, but others prefer to keep calm, cool and collected. You may feel challenged to make changes that upset significant others who prefer the traditional.

-- Thursday, Jun 04, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Paul Reiser, Andy Garcia, William Shatner, James Garner, Melissa Joan Hart, Eddie Murphy, Eddie Murphy, Gloria Swanson.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

Don't throw good money after bad. You can't win on the roulette table of life. Counteract minor conflicts in the workplace by being generous and charitable. Use logic to deal with personal decisions.

-- Friday, Jun 05, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Jennie Garth, David Letterman, Joan Crawford, Warren Beatty, Tennessee Williams, Matthew Broderick, Thomas Jefferson, Doris Day.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

Indulge in the joys of a romantic chase. Remember that a game isn't as much fun if you win every time. You need the challenge of healthy competition to keep you constantly on your toes and at your best.

-- Saturday, Jun 06, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
James Woods, Marlon Brando, Sarah Jessica Parker, Melissa Joan Hart, Eddie Murphy, Hugh Hefner, Doris Day, Warren Beatty.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

Dig your way out of a hole. While everyone else is sitting around and complaining about the depth of the hole, you can pick up a shovel and start building steps. Take intelligent action in the week ahead.

-- Sunday, Jun 07, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Hugh Hefner, Ellen Barkin, Jackie Chan, Melissa Joan Hart, Sarah Jessica Parker, Mariah Carey, Marlon Brando, Tennessee Williams.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

Actions speak so much louder than words. You can let physical activity perform its magic to banish worries or doubts. There may be a mix-up with any agreement or commitment that you begin now.

-- Monday, Jun 08, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Mariah Carey, James Woods, David Letterman, James Garner, Thomas Jefferson, Warren Beatty, Diana Ross, Paul Reiser.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

Certain feelings can't be bottled and labeled for decanting later. A vague feeling of unrest or concern could waste both your time and energy. Air your concerns with a loved one as soon as possible.

-- Tuesday, Jun 09, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Charles Chaplin, Kate Hudson, Warren Beatty, Sarah Jessica Parker, Spencer Tracy, Doris Day, Reese Witherspoon, James Garner.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

You won't lose out by holding out. Rather than settling for the status quo or the least troublesome solution, you should find some way to hold off on making your final decision. Something better is coming.

-- Wednesday, Jun 10, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Joan Crawford, Andy Garcia, Matthew Broderick, Rosie O'Donnell, Patricia Arquette, William Shatner, Christopher Walken, Gloria Swanson.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

You could be torn two ways about a subject. On one hand you have some suspicion and distrust, but on the other you are willing to give people the benefit of the doubt. Your third and best choice is to just wait.

-- Thursday, Jun 11, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Vincent van Gogh, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Celine Dion, Steven Segal, Alec Baldwin, Paul Reiser, Elton John, Andy Garcia.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

Someone may compete with you for the top position. If you aspire to be top gun in your profession or workplace, be as nice as possible. You can handle sudden changes of plan and surprises with dexterity.

-- Friday, Jun 12, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Celine Dion, Rosie O'Donnell, Robert Downey Jr, Alec Baldwin, Doris Day, Gregory Peck, Russell Crowe, Gloria Swanson.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

Good manners work wonders. Your interest in a variety of unusual subjects can earn you the friendship or admiration of those with less adventurous souls. Be content to stick to the conventional route.

-- Saturday, Jun 13, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Vincent van Gogh, Ellen Barkin, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Eddie Murphy, Warren Beatty, Melissa Joan Hart, Tennessee Williams, Christopher Walken.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

The highest nail is hammered first. What comes to your attention this week require swift action -- even if you'd prefer to sit around and dream about bigger things.

-- Sunday, Jun 14, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Billie Holiday, Patricia Arquette, Russell Crowe, Steven Segal, Alec Baldwin, Jackie Chan, Joan Crawford, Spencer Tracy.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

Lead off with the right foot. You can do things your own way without being in danger of stepping on anyone's toes. It will be easy to keep in step with others and stay in touch with home base.

-- Monday, Jun 15, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Paul Reiser, Hugh Hefner, Jennie Garth, Kate Hudson, Gregory Peck, Billie Holiday, Tennessee Williams, Vincent van Gogh.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

Employ a deft touch and be sensitive to delicate spirits. You are detail-oriented and can juggle the checkbook or handle intricate calculations. Take pride in an ability to be accurate without being critical.

-- Tuesday, Jun 16, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Melissa Joan Hart, Doris Day, Gloria Swanson, Eddie Murphy, Elton John, Gregory Peck, Richard Chamberlin, Celine Dion.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

Make love as well as money. You are tough as nails when it comes to business tactics but that doesn't mean you are uncaring or selfish. You can find it in your heart to be generous and cooperative.

-- Wednesday, Jun 17, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Kate Hudson, James Woods, Paul Reiser, Gloria Swanson, Elton John, Hugh Hefner, Thomas Jefferson, Elle MacPherson.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

Celebrate summer with sizzling certitude. Your naked ambition may be showing, but those you are thrown into contact with are not embarrassed and are willing to play fair and share their good fortune.

-- Thursday, Jun 18, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Rosie O'Donnell, William Shatner, Elton John, Reese Witherspoon, Ashley Judd, Doris Day, Thomas Jefferson, Billie Holiday.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

Deeds must match the words. A certain someone might whisper entertaining sweet nothings in your ears to convince you that he or she is totally trustworthy. You will want to test out this theory in action.

-- Friday, Jun 19, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Gregory Peck, Doris Day, Christopher Walken, Melissa Joan Hart, Charles Chaplin, Tennessee Williams, Thomas Jefferson, Elton John.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

Perfection is in the eye of the beholder. Something needs to be done in an orderly manner -- but you and a loved one might not agree which step comes first. However, you can agree to disagree.

-- Saturday, Jun 20, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Patricia Arquette, Elle MacPherson, James Woods, Paul Reiser, Charles Chaplin, Ellen Barkin, Richard Chamberlin, Marlon Brando.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Flowers please the eye more than weeds. Unsightly appearances could undo the aura of harmony that you hope to achieve this week. Keep your affairs organized; make an extra effort to make a good impression.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

There is no instruction manual to life. You may wish there were some protocol for how to proceed and affect the future, but this is only accomplished from trial and error. Follow your heart's desire.

-- Monday, Jun 22, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Elle MacPherson, David Letterman, Warren Beatty, Gloria Swanson, Hugh Hefner, Kate Hudson, Reese Witherspoon, Sarah Michelle Gellar.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

Some situations will resolve themselves. Beware of a friend's offhand remarks that could negatively influence your business acumen. Wait a day or so before making important decisions or taking action.

-- Tuesday, Jun 23, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Steven Segal, Elton John, Christopher Walken, Marlon Brando, Alec Baldwin, Reese Witherspoon, Warren Beatty, Elle MacPherson.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

When they say, "Jump!", you might ask, "How high?" You are likely to meet some go-getters today who will push you to the limits of your productivity. Read between the lines and use your enthusiasm wisely.

-- Wednesday, Jun 24, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Tennessee Williams, Sarah Jessica Parker, Hugh Hefner, Warren Beatty, Steven Segal, Andy Garcia, Gregory Peck, Eddie Murphy.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

You don't need to be everyone's best friend. Be polite and mingle with those who share your path. Don't get sucked into an energy draining relationship just for the sake of sparing someone's feelings.

-- Thursday, Jun 25, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Vincent van Gogh, Steven Segal, Eddie Murphy, Jackie Chan, Warren Beatty, David Letterman, Spencer Tracy, Russell Crowe.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

If it seems too good to be true, it probably is. Avoid entering into a new relationship or forming new deals or agreements unless a sound friendship is at the base. A misunderstanding could occur otherwise.

-- Friday, Jun 26, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Paul Reiser, Mariah Carey, Marlon Brando, Tennessee Williams, Elton John, Robert Downey Jr, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Melissa Joan Hart.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

Be your own tour director and find something exciting and fun to occupy your time with. You may find difficulty in trying to please a romantic interest this weekend unless you keep things hush-hush.

-- Saturday, Jun 27, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Reese Witherspoon, Joan Crawford, Kate Hudson, Diana Ross, Melissa Joan Hart, Charles Chaplin, Elle MacPherson, Patricia Arquette.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

You may be faced with Hobson's choice this week. Like it or not, gambling with the outcome of a decision might be necessary.

-- Sunday, Jun 28, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Andy Garcia, Jackie Chan, David Letterman, Paul Reiser, Gregory Peck, Richard Chamberlin, Charles Chaplin, Alec Baldwin.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

Hard work never hurts. Stick to the plan; ignore temptation. Opportunity is near, but you may be surprised by a change of venue.

-- Monday, Jun 29, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Reese Witherspoon, Kate Hudson, Charles Chaplin, David Letterman, Warren Beatty, Robert Downey Jr, Steven Segal, Vincent van Gogh.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

Do the hustle. You're at your best when under pressure or meeting deadlines. Wait a few days before making any irrevocable decisions.

-- Tuesday, Jun 30, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Reese Witherspoon, Florenz Ziegfeld, Charles Chaplin, James Woods, Patricia Arquette, Steven Segal, Doris Day, Vincent van Gogh.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

Deeds of derring-do may challenge the budget. You might be in the mood to impress -- and will find that others desire your company.

-- Friday, Jul 03, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Melissa Joan Hart, David Letterman, Sarah Michelle Gellar, James Woods, Ellen Barkin, Warren Beatty, Marlon Brando, Billie Holiday.

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Aries

Hide the skull and crossbones and hoist up the stars and stripes. It is time to exchange pirating and swashbuckling for patriotism.

-- Saturday, Jul 04, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Gloria Swanson, James Garner, Rosie O'Donnell, Francis Ford Coppola, Hugh Hefner, Gregory Peck, Russell Crowe, William Shatner.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Your overconfidence can crumble like pie crust. You are shaping something now that might prove insubstantial. Avoid confrontations.

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Aries

The fastest route between two points is a straight line. Be direct and to the point when dealing with others and don't embellish.

-- Wednesday, Jul 08, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Andy Garcia, Steven Segal, Gloria Swanson, Elton John, Charles Chaplin, Florenz Ziegfeld, Russell Crowe, Doris Day.

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Aries

Pleasing the special someone in your life requires mental agility. Those with powerful plans may assume control.

-- Thursday, Jul 09, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
James Garner, Eddie Murphy, Melissa Joan Hart, Ellen Barkin, Rosie O'Donnell, Charles Chaplin, Kate Hudson, Spencer Tracy.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

Participate creatively regardless of where the credit lands. Once you have a dream you can achieve it.

-- Friday, Jul 10, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Richard Chamberlin, Patricia Arquette, Spencer Tracy, Florenz Ziegfeld, Elton John, Hugh Hefner, Rosie O'Donnell, Warren Beatty.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

Go to the head of the class. You are in command of any important situation and can lead others to success.

-- Saturday, Jul 11, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
James Garner, Florenz Ziegfeld, Kate Hudson, Bette Davis, Gregory Peck, Matthew Broderick, Andy Garcia, Mariah Carey.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

You can shoehorn your way into someone's good graces before the week is done. A new start is right around the corner.

-- Sunday, Jul 12, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Celine Dion, Warren Beatty, Alec Baldwin, Reese Witherspoon, Marlon Brando, Spencer Tracy, William Shatner, Elton John.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

Put your eye for perfection to good use and bring organization to your life. Regular maintenance keeps things running smoothly.

-- Monday, Jul 13, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Joan Crawford, Eddie Murphy, Patricia Arquette, Francis Ford Coppola, Hugh Hefner, Marlon Brando, Rosie O'Donnell, Kate Hudson.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

This isn't the time to lock in a new project or make a major purchase. You might find that your eyes are bigger than your stomach.

-- Tuesday, Jul 14, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Patricia Arquette, Jackie Chan, Mariah Carey, Matthew Broderick, Ellen Barkin, Sarah Jessica Parker, Robert Downey Jr, Charles Chaplin.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

The stirrings of jealousy may be panic-worthy. You should assess your emotional vulnerabilities before you go off the deep end.

-- Wednesday, Jul 15, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Richard Chamberlin, Patricia Arquette, Gregory Peck, Warren Beatty, Celine Dion, Russell Crowe, Alec Baldwin, Vincent van Gogh.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

Today your chances of winning the pot, whether it consists of an attractive new hookup or buying into a new investment, are slim.

-- Thursday, Jul 16, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Sarah Michelle Gellar, Eddie Murphy, Matthew Broderick, Reese Witherspoon, Elle MacPherson, Kate Hudson, Ellen Barkin, Diana Ross.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

Your passion for accomplishment is matched by social prowess. Entertain others around the water cooler or during an impromptu lunch.

-- Friday, Jul 17, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Billie Holiday, Mariah Carey, Kate Hudson, Warren Beatty, Spencer Tracy, Reese Witherspoon, Florenz Ziegfeld, Eddie Murphy.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

You may become a victim of your own success in the week ahead. Others might view your take-charge attitude as aggression. Stay calm.

-- Sunday, Jul 19, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Eddie Murphy, Gregory Peck, Spencer Tracy, Richard Chamberlin, Thomas Jefferson, James Woods, Christopher Walken, Eddie Murphy.

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Aries

You are at your best when engaged in executive decisions and physical activity. Don't let someone's criticism slow you down.

-- Monday, Jul 20, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Rosie O'Donnell, Melissa Joan Hart, Elle MacPherson, Gloria Swanson, Florenz Ziegfeld, Ellen Barkin, Alec Baldwin, Mariah Carey.

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Aries

Shopping expeditions will only be considered a success if a bargain basement treasure is found. You can get much accomplished.

-- Tuesday, Jul 21, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Mariah Carey, Francis Ford Coppola, Russell Crowe, William Shatner, Alec Baldwin, Warren Beatty, James Woods, Christopher Walken.

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Aries

Actions speak louder than words and drown controversy. Make your sweetheart proud and you'll get recognition in the business world.

-- Wednesday, Jul 22, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Doris Day, Marlon Brando, Matthew Broderick, Spencer Tracy, Jennie Garth, Rosie O'Donnell, Ashley Judd, Charles Chaplin.

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Aries

Reality shower: If you put half the effort into your job or business that you put into romance or hobbies, you will get the jackpot.

-- Thursday, Jul 23, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Celine Dion, Gloria Swanson, Mariah Carey, Marlon Brando, Francis Ford Coppola, Ellen Barkin, Kate Hudson, Joan Crawford.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

Add too much brush to the fire of ambition and the least gust of wind could create a conflagration. Write down ideas for future use.

-- Friday, Jul 24, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Melissa Joan Hart, Hugh Hefner, Vincent van Gogh, Eddie Murphy, Patricia Arquette, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Reese Witherspoon, Paul Reiser.

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Aries

You already have plenty of irons in your own ire and can't handle any more at the moment. Keep your money in your pocket.

-- Saturday, Jul 25, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Florenz Ziegfeld, Elton John, Richard Chamberlin, Eddie Murphy, Elton John, Jennie Garth, Doris Day, Gregory Peck.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

Your assertiveness could get out of hand in the week ahead, so be careful to apply logic rather than anger to come out on top.

-- Sunday, Jul 26, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Gregory Peck, Matthew Broderick, Spencer Tracy, Steven Segal, Eddie Murphy, Christopher Walken, Francis Ford Coppola, Warren Beatty.

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Aries

You want to use money well, but your approach can fail when you are dealing with friends or family. Hold off on business contracts.

-- Monday, Jul 27, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Hugh Hefner, Melissa Joan Hart, Paul Reiser, Patricia Arquette, Ellen Barkin, Ashley Judd, Elton John, Reese Witherspoon.

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Aries

Urgent: Avoid mixing business and pleasure for the next several days. Keep your money in your pocket and your hands to yourself.

-- Tuesday, Jul 28, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Jennie Garth, James Woods, Joan Crawford, Ellen Barkin, Gregory Peck, Bette Davis, Paul Reiser, Reese Witherspoon.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

Gain the support of adversaries by outlining ideas frankly, sincerely and honestly. Avoid friction by accepting peacekeeping efforts.

-- Wednesday, Jul 29, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Richard Chamberlin, Doris Day, Tennessee Williams, James Woods, Matthew Broderick, Vincent van Gogh, Spencer Tracy, Reese Witherspoon.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

A pat on the back seems like a slap in the face. You are easily angered and aggravated by anyone trespassing in your territory.

-- Thursday, Jul 30, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Mariah Carey, Florenz Ziegfeld, Doris Day, Vincent van Gogh, Thomas Jefferson, David Letterman, Warren Beatty, Ashley Judd.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

You might fall into a trap if obsessed with something new, a financial venture or in someone who stirs your hormones.

-- Friday, Jul 31, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Charles Chaplin, Andy Garcia, Richard Chamberlin, Reese Witherspoon, Rosie O'Donnell, James Woods, Celine Dion, Patricia Arquette.

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Aries

Don't make a move if you have your eye set on a new conquest. What you desire is not matched by what you are truly capable of doing.

-- Saturday, Aug 01, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Ashley Judd, Melissa Joan Hart, Reese Witherspoon, Russell Crowe, Richard Chamberlin, Mariah Carey, Jennie Garth, Billie Holiday.

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Aries

Happiness can, unfortunately, be fleeting. New faces could spice up your weekend and provide for some exciting new adventures.

-- Sunday, Aug 02, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Francis Ford Coppola, Spencer Tracy, Rosie O'Donnell, Kate Hudson, Sarah Jessica Parker, Jennie Garth, James Garner, Charles Chaplin.

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Aries

The bee you cannot see often stings the most painfully. Get all the facts before signing on the dotted line or forming an agreement.

-- Monday, Aug 03, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Melissa Joan Hart, Kate Hudson, Elle MacPherson, Florenz Ziegfeld, Elton John, Robert Downey Jr, Eddie Murphy, Vincent van Gogh.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

Focus on the task at hand and don't let annoying distractions draw you away. Prioritize everything; leave nothing to chance.

-- Tuesday, Aug 04, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Elton John, Doris Day, Mariah Carey, Patricia Arquette, Rosie O'Donnell, Spencer Tracy, Christopher Walken, Ellen Barkin.

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Aries

Your attractiveness and poise make everyone stand up and take notice. A a special someone will exceed your greatest expectations.

-- Wednesday, Aug 05, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Kate Hudson, Elton John, Francis Ford Coppola, Ashley Judd, Jennie Garth, Melissa Joan Hart, Richard Chamberlin, Warren Beatty.

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Aries

You'll get nowhere by expecting what you want when you want it. You'll go farther as a team player, giving up individual stardom.

-- Thursday, Aug 06, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Andy Garcia, Warren Beatty, Eddie Murphy, Diana Ross, Tennessee Williams, Matthew Broderick, Francis Ford Coppola, James Woods.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

Avoid falling for fads and trends. In business dealings, avoid defensiveness even if you feel you are backed into a corner.

-- Friday, Aug 07, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Eddie Murphy, Alec Baldwin, Paul Reiser, Rosie O'Donnell, Russell Crowe, Matthew Broderick, Thomas Jefferson, Mariah Carey.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

Lead by example and let your deeds do the talking. Your wits are at their sharpest now and you can accomplish any task.

-- Saturday, Aug 08, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Eddie Murphy, Ashley Judd, Marlon Brando, Elton John, Reese Witherspoon, Celine Dion, Florenz Ziegfeld, Robert Downey Jr.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

A companion's crystal ball helps you visualize useful plans and -- you can put them into action by the second half of the week.

-- Sunday, Aug 09, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Elton John, Joan Crawford, Patricia Arquette, Florenz Ziegfeld, Paul Reiser, Celine Dion, Richard Chamberlin, Rosie O'Donnell.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

Any obligations you complete will free you for bigger and better things. Procrastination merely puts the future further away.

-- Monday, Aug 10, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Sarah Michelle Gellar, Hugh Hefner, Diana Ross, Charles Chaplin, Thomas Jefferson, Robert Downey Jr, Christopher Walken, Rosie O'Donnell.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

A great problem can help you prove to yourself how resourceful you are. You may be embarrassed due to a blind spot in your knowledge.

-- Tuesday, Aug 11, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Sarah Jessica Parker, Steven Segal, Warren Beatty, Gloria Swanson, Jennie Garth, Richard Chamberlin, Matthew Broderick, Eddie Murphy.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

Opportunity is like lightning and seldom strikes twice, so you shouldn't hesitate to take advantage of what is right in front of you.

-- Wednesday, Aug 12, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Eddie Murphy, Francis Ford Coppola, Paul Reiser, Steven Segal, Reese Witherspoon, Tennessee Williams, Andy Garcia, Ashley Judd.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

You won't sing "wasted days and wasted nights" if you find ways to be energetic. Pry yourself away from daydreams.

-- Thursday, Aug 13, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Diana Ross, Andy Garcia, Jennie Garth, Celine Dion, Patricia Arquette, Francis Ford Coppola, Jackie Chan, Warren Beatty.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

Put money into perspective without downplaying its importance. You have the ball in your court where a romantic person is concerned.

-- Friday, Aug 14, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Richard Chamberlin, Bette Davis, James Garner, Francis Ford Coppola, Thomas Jefferson, Kate Hudson, Elle MacPherson, Sarah Michelle Gellar.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

Because you are sexy and persuasive you may attract more than your fair share of temptation. You could lose someone's trust.

-- Saturday, Aug 15, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Ellen Barkin, Florenz Ziegfeld, Francis Ford Coppola, Elle MacPherson, Richard Chamberlin, Rosie O'Donnell, Eddie Murphy, Joan Crawford.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Put money into perspective without downplaying its importance. You have the ball in your court where a romantic person is concerned.

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Aries

Better the devil you know than the devil you don't. It is possible that a desire for experimentation could cause regret.

-- Tuesday, Aug 18, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Billie Holiday, James Woods, Elle MacPherson, Reese Witherspoon, Celine Dion, Melissa Joan Hart, Diana Ross, Jackie Chan.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

You may be so busy defending your views that you offending someone. Concentrate on making your special someone feel extra special.

-- Wednesday, Aug 19, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
William Shatner, Warren Beatty, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Steven Segal, Alec Baldwin, Jennie Garth, Gregory Peck, Francis Ford Coppola.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

Reduce discord by concentrating on the unity of purpose masked by differences. You and an adversary may have a common cause.

-- Thursday, Aug 20, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
James Woods, Robert Downey Jr, Spencer Tracy, Ellen Barkin, Bette Davis, Diana Ross, Steven Segal, Patricia Arquette.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

You can charm the boss, impress a new heartthrob or amaze your friends with your astute insights into human behavior.

-- Friday, Aug 21, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Joan Crawford, Warren Beatty, Ellen Barkin, Paul Reiser, Reese Witherspoon, David Letterman, Alec Baldwin, Tennessee Williams.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

You might not meet Mr. or Ms. Right, but you could meet someone who will figure prominently in your future.

-- Saturday, Aug 22, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Sarah Michelle Gellar, Eddie Murphy, Matthew Broderick, Elle MacPherson, Joan Crawford, Alec Baldwin, Diana Ross, Patricia Arquette.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

Don't let wild enthusiasms run off with you during the week to come. Remaining organized and considerate will do you the most good.

-- Sunday, Aug 23, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Rosie O'Donnell, Spencer Tracy, Billie Holiday, Andy Garcia, Vincent van Gogh, Patricia Arquette, Gregory Peck, Bette Davis.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

It is tempting to jump when they say "jump," but you might be wise to be more cautious. Continue to grind away at deadlines.

-- Monday, Aug 24, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Diana Ross, Sarah Jessica Parker, Florenz Ziegfeld, Robert Downey Jr, Eddie Murphy, Andy Garcia, Hugh Hefner, Billie Holiday.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

You may want to jump to a conclusion, into a fight, or into action, but your interests are best served by being calm and methodical.

-- Tuesday, Aug 25, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Jennie Garth, Kate Hudson, Steven Segal, Elton John, Christopher Walken, Eddie Murphy, Vincent van Gogh, Matthew Broderick.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

You are often upset by a spot on your tie or a hair out of place -- and come across as defensive. Prioritize what is important.

-- Wednesday, Aug 26, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Diana Ross, Melissa Joan Hart, Florenz Ziegfeld, Gregory Peck, Alec Baldwin, Thomas Jefferson, Eddie Murphy, Warren Beatty.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

Your desires are running contrary to a current situation but if you bide your time eventually your wish will come true.

-- Thursday, Aug 27, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Marlon Brando, Matthew Broderick, Steven Segal, Alec Baldwin, Eddie Murphy, Vincent van Gogh, Melissa Joan Hart, Joan Crawford.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

Be a victorious weekend warrior. You can put ideas into motion that ensure you will be at the right place at the right time.

-- Friday, Aug 28, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Rosie O'Donnell, Matthew Broderick, Celine Dion, Bette Davis, Jackie Chan, Elton John, Hugh Hefner, Eddie Murphy.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

You might want people to think you are more desirable than you really are. The lie you tell today could come back to haunt you.

-- Saturday, Aug 29, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Elton John, Elle MacPherson, Diana Ross, Vincent van Gogh, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Jennie Garth, Kate Hudson, Sarah Jessica Parker.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

It is tempting to act on misinformation, but just as easy to take some extra time to wait until you are sure of the facts.

-- Sunday, Aug 30, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
William Shatner, Paul Reiser, Warren Beatty, Celine Dion, Diana Ross, Steven Segal, Russell Crowe, Robert Downey Jr.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw hammers. Under these stars you must drive slowly and carefully.

-- Monday, Aug 31, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Mariah Carey, Patricia Arquette, Russell Crowe, Florenz Ziegfeld, Spencer Tracy, Warren Beatty, Francis Ford Coppola, Matthew Broderick.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

Avoid squabbles and don't feel too sorry for the apparent underdog. That dog may take a bite out of the hand that defends it.

-- Tuesday, Sep 01, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Mariah Carey, Spencer Tracy, David Letterman, Thomas Jefferson, Sarah Jessica Parker, James Garner, Marlon Brando, Florenz Ziegfeld.

[teapeebubbles]

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Aries

"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can never hurt me" won't be true if you spread gossip and tell lies.

-- Wednesday, Sep 02, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Eddie Murphy, Warren Beatty, Celine Dion, Russell Crowe, Jennie Garth, David Letterman, Vincent van Gogh, Elton John.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

It may be difficult to strike the delicate balance between standing up for your rights and being understanding and generous.

-- Thursday, Sep 03, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Warren Beatty, Richard Chamberlin, Sarah Jessica Parker, Patricia Arquette, Vincent van Gogh, Elton John, Rosie O'Donnell, Marlon Brando.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

This is a great time to mend fences, but if the coin lands on the wrong side beware: You might be forced to accept an apology.

-- Friday, Sep 04, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Rosie O'Donnell, Joan Crawford, James Garner, Francis Ford Coppola, Andy Garcia, Kate Hudson, Paul Reiser, Warren Beatty.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

There could plenty of doubts and deterrents to deal with in the week ahead, but focus on what is true and stick to the facts.

-- Sunday, Sep 06, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Sarah Michelle Gellar, Tennessee Williams, Matthew Broderick, Ashley Judd, Marlon Brando, James Woods, Warren Beatty, Elton John.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

You won't want to put your money or your heart on the line today. A significant other may be secretly torn by jealousy.

-- Tuesday, Sep 08, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
James Woods, Jackie Chan, Paul Reiser, Gregory Peck, Charles Chaplin, Christopher Walken, Doris Day, Elton John.

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Aries

Your passions can land you in hot water. Overconfidence is likely to be misplaced if you lust after a lover or for power.

-- Wednesday, Sep 09, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Matthew Broderick, Patricia Arquette, Reese Witherspoon, Gloria Swanson, Paul Reiser, Eddie Murphy, Doris Day, Robert Downey Jr.

[teapeebubbles]

Aries

Remain confident and remember that experience is the best teacher. Guilt due to forgetting to fulfill a promise can mar the day.

-- Thursday, Sep 10, 2009

Who else was born under Aries?
Alec Baldwin, Russell Crowe, Eddie Murphy, Ellen Barkin, Francis Ford Coppola, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Billie Holiday, Mariah Carey.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): New people who turn up in your life today might not be quite as wonderful as they seem at first glance, but will keep you amused.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): The harder you work, the more likely you are to achieve your goals. Information from a close friend will be of benefit.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Self-discipline helps you this week. Tackle your workload intelligently by getting everything organized and prioritized.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Steer clear of controversy. Just because you can think and act faster than everyone else, does not give you the right to gloat.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Let small upsets settle down before taking drastic action. By waiting for a bit, you might find that problem heals itself.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): A tendency to engage in inane chatter can place you in an awkward position. Avoid the water cooler and keep your attention focused.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Hug the middle path and avoid extremes. A few surprising circumstances could throw you a curve ball today.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Make peace with the competition. Take advantage of a passionate mood and find ways to show affection for loved ones.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Speak with creative expressions rather than words this week. Paint a picture, mold some clay or simply sing a song.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Any job worth doing is worth doing right. Use a little extra elbow grease to impress your boss or your significant other.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Your creative energy allows tasks to be completed with the ease. Your "can do" attitude earns the admiration of others.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Pump yourself up. It's time to get yourself into the proper frame of mind to go out and tackle the tasks that come your way.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): You can get cooperation from others late in the day, but you can set an example to be followed all day long. Put off major decisions.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Be as tactful and diplomatic as possible and avoid signing contracts. You'll find out just how special your special someone can be.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Get to the heart of any matter by being willing to listen to others. Those in close association may be in the mood to confide.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Since you are more entertaining and friendly than usual, a night on the town might attract new admirers who fuel your ego.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Snuggle up with the love of your life for a night of pleasure. Parties and outings may be more enjoyable than you've anticipated.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Your friendliness and open-mindedness may get more respect in the week ahead than your business expertise. Network among peers.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Test your fortitude. Take a hard, close look at financial situations before you let money burn a hole in your pocket.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Adopt a diplomatic attitude. Sometimes it pays to be businesslike even when dealing with romantic matters.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Every tunnel, including the tunnel of love, has light at one end or the other. Amorous associations might color your consciousness.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): It is possible to raise the stakes or win the pot. Get advice from trusted advisors or well respected professionals.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Steer clear of business dealings or competitive arenas. You could end up with a big surprise if you actively try to outdo someone.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Gain cooperation. This is a good day to ask for a favor, offer a hand in friendship, or mend some fences.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Your business instincts are out of kilter this week so it may be best to pass up investment opportunities or major purchases.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): If you can't laugh at yourself, then you have no business laughing at other people. You might need to fine-tune your sense of humor

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Someone may try to rush you into making a decision, but you are adept at promising to complete only what is do-able.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): A few moments of perfect harmony with a significant other more than compensates for minor business delays and irritations.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Patch the hole in the dam before floodwaters break down the entire wall. Don't ignore vaguely uncomfortable situations.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Take advantage of an opportunity to make whoopee with a loved one. Love and romantic closeness can increase under these stars.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Remember that whatever goes up must eventually come down. Your partners or friends may be adventuresome, but they can't defy gravity.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Everyone is a hero in their own way. In the week to come you should direct your energy towards constructive outlets.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): It is wise to perform a few reality checks when considering career, business, or job related concerns.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Even if you lack a blog to air your views, you can stand up for what is right in your own unique way. So, do it!

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): No matter the contest, be aware that you can't win them all. Steer clear of detailed work and be careful with sharp instruments.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): You may be in a rush to play the rebel. If you are truthful with yourself you will realize that you have little cause.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): You possess enormous sex appeal and can have a fabulous time with a loved one if you don't insist on having your own way.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): A cause might be lost if you do, and lost if you don't. You may be squeezed into a corner by opposing forces early in the week.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): If people rub you the wrong way you won't find a referee to decide who is at fault. Keep your eyes fixed on the goal.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): You may be frustrated by the need to meet deadlines or extra hours on the job, but there is still time to be polite to others.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Cat naps can be helpful. You may react poorly when placed under stress. There may be a lot of pressure to perform.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Hold up a mirror and look closely. The image you see could easily be a bit distorted by too great a weight on your shoulders.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Where romance or reputation is concerned you aren't likely to miss the mark because you can imagine how others feel.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Get romantic fires fired up with a special someone. Your "come-hither" glances might get an enthusiastic response.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Whether you think you can or you think you can't, you are correct. A positive outlook will help you overcome all obstacles.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Be a good friend. Remain open and sincere with others and you will have the gesture reciprocated in kind.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Look forward to making a new friend who can offer a fresh perspective. Above all, avoid the urge to give into temptations.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Be blunt and brutally honest when necessary. Assume the role of leader and you will ignite the enthusiasm of all those around you.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): That your recent efforts were not in vain may begin to become apparent. This provides an incentive to continue on the same path.

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Q: What's the smartest thing a man can say?
A: "My wife says..."

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): On the roller coaster of life, you've been riding pretty high -- but you might head back to earth. A relationship will be tested.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Bury the hatchet before someone can use it. Correct past misunderstands or resolve current conflicts.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Birds of a feather might turn out to be sitting ducks. Avoid controversy or going along with the crowd in the week to come.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Drive and determination are great, but can tire you out quickly if you are merely going in circles.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): You may think that anything worth having is worth fighting for, but a special person is worthy of kindness and consideration.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): You may think that anything worth having is worth fighting for, but a special person is worthy of kindness and consideration.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Hard work and accomplishment will win the most respect. Put your hard-earned money away for a drizzly day.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): This is the time to spread your wings and explore new vistas, but you would be wise to stay grounded if you experience turbulence.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): You dare to go where no one has gone before. Friends and family are likely to follow when you explore uncharted territories.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): You must break some eggs to make omelets. There could be some shake-ups going on in your love life or a temporary misunderstanding.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): You may overhear a conversation this week, but like a bottle on the beach the message is not necessarily meant for you.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Pick up the slack. While everyone else fritters away time and resources, you feel compelled to keep your nose to the grindstone.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): You may be dissatisfied with your situation, but it is much better than it appears. You could captivate a special someone tonight.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Flirtations might spur your interest and distract you from the grim realities of life or business matters. Remain self-disciplined.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Your seductive powers have been given a cosmic shot in the arm. You are more cheerful and outgoing than usual.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): If single, you may be attracted to someone from a different walk of life, but the person may not be everything you had hope for.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): This may be the right time to talk over any issues that have caused a temporary rift. You can harness an inspirational attitude.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Value successes more than failures. You have a tendency to take the shotgun approach to gaining supporters.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): You can remain steady as a rock when the waves pound the shore. Direct your energies into creative endeavors.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Your adventures in paradise could be perplexing. This isn't a good time to push for a commitment or to make a romantic proposal.

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Just think..........
If the Indians had given the Pilgrims a donkey
instead of a turkey, we would all be having
a piece of ass this Thanksgiving!!....

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Navigate through the mystery of mixed signals. Your significant other could play a game of double standards.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Be thankful for a chance to stretch your legs or mind. You may become easily restless if stuck at the dinner table too long.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): The nurturing of friendships requires more than a quick phone call. It is time to take someone to lunch or drop by with a small gift.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): You and a partner can achieve great things when you join forces, because you complement each other. Practice keeping romance alive.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Gravity will eventually bring you back down to earth, but in the meantime you can have fun letting your imagination run free.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): You will see what is needed to make things right by examining and acknowledging what is wrong, Friends may point out mistakes.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): When you are sharp as a tack, it is time to grab a hammer. This may be a good time to apply energy to business ideas or projects.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Confidence is king. You can handle things much bigger than you are. Apply energies in a way that will achieve concrete results.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Friends and lovers should be kept on different sides of the table. There could be an unexpected attraction to someone.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Someone might be smitten by your warmth and enthusiasm. Sincere affection can quickly put you in a brighter frame of mind.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Fall in love with the idea of being in love. You can easily act on impulse or intuition in ways that impress a very suitable "catch."

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): The Sunday ads might pique your interest, but you may be wise to hold off on shopping. Right now you are prone to waste money.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): All's fair, they say, in love and war. Remember that being fair may require a compromise or an act of generosity.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): This could be a divine time to ask for counsel or professional advice-people are in a generous and kindhearted mood.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Throw caution to the wind and make a leap of faith. Your leadership abilities and fearlessness make you an important player.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): You have a zing in your walk and the wind in your sails. This is a good day to tackle major projects; where you lead, others follow.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Those you meet under these stars may say a lot, but mean little. Friends may want you to help finance their ill-advised plans.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Personal power is at your fingertips. The force of your personality and your enthusiastic outlook can make a difference.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Make the most of your time at the plate. Be patient and wait for the perfect opportunity to hit a home run.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Carefully assess objectives and goals and pour your energies into a single direction rather than too many new endeavors.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): There's much to do during the holidays and you are the one to get it done. You can be assertive without being domineering.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Be a trailblazer and you'll find others beating a path to your door. You'll draw admiration for your ability to set a fine example.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): It may seem appropriate to let the world know how you feel, but the best policy may be to use diplomacy and keep it to yourself.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Sound the bell of diplomacy. Show that you are a team player by promoting harmony at the work place.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Make your dreams come true by opening your heart to romance and accept a sympathetic ear when it is offered.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): You might run into someone who measures the chimney to see if Santa Claus can fit. Work hard to realize your dreams.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Jingle your own sleigh bells. No matter what your claim to fame is, you will notice that someone is appreciative of your efforts.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): You don't need to have holly to feel jolly. When you are counting down to a holiday it is easy to keep the bounce in your walk.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): If stockings are hung by the chimney with care, you may be the one called upon to hammer in the nails. Expect requests for help.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): The pitter-patter of reindeer feet on your rooftop may interrupt your sleep but there is plenty of time to sleep late tomorrow.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): You may be elected to read the directions or put together a bike found under the tree. Find new ways to create magical moments.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Keep firing on all cylinders. Your latest passion may have you filled with enthusiasm and excitement.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Your week ahead might be filled with reassessment, as you take stock of how well you have achieved your goals for home and family.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Romance can hit the roughest roads so be sure to slow down. Take your time about contacting a prospective romantic partner.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): The forecast: cuddly with a chance of romance. Being someone's "best friend" could end up being more satisfying than being lovers.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Love can be a "many splendored thing." You may get a chance to plant seeds of friendship that will yield a passionate romance.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): The year ends with a full moon that could illuminate your reputation or your standing in the community. Reflect on your life.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Competition can distract you from success. Focus on what you can accomplish, rather than comparing yourself to others.

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2010 Aries Snapshot

Create, Create, Create
Aries, at the stroke of midnight on March 21, 2010, the Spring Equinox, the Sun, and Mercury, planet of the mind and communication, will conjoin Venus, planet of creativity and love, in the Fifth House of the chart ruling romance and the arts. Close by will be joyful Jupiter and altruistic Uranus, indicating a great deal of activity in those fields throughout the year. If you're single, you're very likely to welcome a new love, and he or she is very likely someone from your neighborhood. The void-of-course Moon in Taurus at the stroke of midnight hints at the close of an old cycle involving your career. This could indicate a raise, promotion, transfer, or a whole new caree. Perhaps the most important new development in your life will be a sudden shift in values.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): The New Year is here. Rather than having one foot in the past and one foot in the future commit to a positive course of action.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Your get up and go can take you somewhere important in the week ahead. You may be somewhat more competitive than usual.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Set your own terms. You can insist on having your own way without stepping on sensitive toes.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): While everyone else gossips around the water cooler, you can complete your assignments. Going home early won't earn Brownie points.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Consider ways to be a nurturing force for those you love. Control your competitive nature, especially around loved ones.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): You could feel a pop in your desire to tackle physical work. A small flirtation can't hurt.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Knights in shining armor can win the tournament. To be brave and courageous is the way to make great things happen.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Some dreams are meant for the hours of sleep, not while wide awake. Don't concentrate solely on your emotional life.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Project confidence. During the upcoming week you can boldly go where no man has gone before.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): You can be both intellectually stimulated by events, and at the same time, determined to make good use of them.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Choosing to be assertive in the most appropriate situations and for the right reasons might be a challenge.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): The challenge you face today may be to profit from being unorthodox when everyone you know values orthodoxy.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): When limits are set, you are bound to exceed them. You can accomplish a great deal under these stars.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Tone down your enthusiasm if someone is playing hard to get because he or she believes in abstinence before commitment.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): The cold shoulder only turns your way if you try to rush a romance into being before its time.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Cowboy up. You might be wise to rustle up some friends who possess more logic than you do when decisions must be made.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Let it fall on deaf ears. It may be to your advantage to act gullible, innocent and naive. You can safely ignore a challenge.

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TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Don't jump for the baited hook behind an alluring facade. Being a small fish in a large pond makes it easier to avoid trouble.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Opposition to your plans or desires might become briefly exasperating. You may need to take time to smooth things out.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Sometimes you only want what you can't have until you actually get it; then you find it isn't as attractive as you hoped.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): If you follow the example of your peers who are highly organized, you can use your enormous energies to get much accomplished.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Extra enthusiasm will fuel your success in the business world. You can wrap up some deals or get the ball rolling in many directions.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): A delay in business matters may try your patience or test your ingenuity. Don't anticipate problems where none are indicated.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Enjoy the good times while they last. The week ahead may show you that you can be good to the finish if you eat your spinach.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Don't be too proud to ask for help if you need it. No one is perfect so there's no point in pretending to be infallible.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): You are capable of rising beyond your limits to achieve resounding success on seemingly impossible projects..

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): The only way to get things done is to get to it. It's time to tighten the purse strings and stay on budget.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Sometimes the gray area can make decisions difficult. Wait until matters are clearer before making a choice.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): You are more than capable of making a good first impression or gaining a valuable new ally. Work toward future success.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): If everyone followed the rules, there would be no point in having them. A fresh insight could provide the key to financial success.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): You might be after the truth, but perhaps the truth is after you. Breaks with friends are possible but a new friend awaits

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): If you want something done ask a busy man. Very often you may feel that you have more than your fair share.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Your flirtatious side might be showing today but you aren't guaranteed to be a gratified by a reciprocating response.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Take baby steps. You need to take things slowly with the help of a friendly companion before you can walk independently.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): If you have bacon and eggs every morning, then continue to have bacon and eggs. Don't change the menu of romance, either

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): The three little pigs knew how to do it the right way. Take care to protect your piggy bank from the "big bad wolf."

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): History might repeat itself, but newness wears off quickly. Don't commit to a new person too quickly.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Love goes toward love. You can embrace someone and receive a warm hug in return during the week ahead. The people who are most strongly attracted to you are probably the best people to be with.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Work hard, play hard. Your energies can be put to good use and make a lasting impression. A special someone might want to know your innermost secrets and to share every minute of your day.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Forgive and forget. Past aggravations can become a thing of the past if you are willing to let bygones be bygones. Use generous helpings of social niceties to smooth the way and repair relationships.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Once you set a golden ball rolling, it can develop momentum. You may be inspired to work harder, and more conscientiously, than usual. Your efforts will pay off sooner than you think.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Your brand of undying stamina is highly prized when push comes to shove. You are able to burn the midnight oil and remain alert at the crack of dawn. Strike while the iron is hot and make your mark.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): You are a powerhouse of determination. Your passions have been building and sparks could fly this evening as the celestial mood shifts to from demonstrating business prowess to sharing affection.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Partnerships could suffer a brief period of doubt or indecision. You are so focused on ambitions that you may be slightly blind to emotional issues. Count your blessings and maintain the good opinions of others.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Toss things up. Oil and water might not mix, but they make a great salad dressing. You and your special someone might not be completely alike but you will find that you complement each other this week.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): When the rubber meets the road, you easily keep on trucking along. Your easygoing ways make people want to follow along or join you at whatever job you are engaged in. Set a sterling example today.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Accept gratuities with graciousness. For a few hours today, you could be in complete agreement with a key person who may be able to open doors to a better future or perform some helpful service for you.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Those little things left undone could catch up with you. Knuckle down and attend to the list of priorities. A minor disturbance over shared possessions or a breakdown in communication will be settled quickly.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Put your heart behind everything you do and promote dynamic change. Your network of business associates could undergo a subtle change and provide the opening you need to show off your skills.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Ambitions so thick you could cut them with a knife may give way to a more relaxing mood by nightfall. You might be caught in a web of amorous attraction by a bewitching new romantic hookup.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Zowie!. A mild boost in your popularity can mean it is a bit easier to make money by capitalizing on your personality. Seductive stars may put a little extra zing into your love life.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Lack of enthusiasm won't last too long. You can take advantage of concrete information that is sitting right in front of you if you possess the spirit to take the initiative during the week ahead.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): You may be negatively conditioned by habits. Be sure to get crucial details ironed out before they turn into misunderstandings. Avoid being a hypocrite; your actions may not match words.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Watch out if someone tries to convince you that black is white. Your money makes a pleasant jingle in your pocket, but the beautiful music will quickly disappear if you get roped into an ill-advised investment.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): You can't please all the people all the time. You may try to follow your heart and desires, but be rebuffed. This is a poor time to strike a deal or make a promise. Hold off on decisions and avoid impulse.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): You may be temporarily suffering from an aversion to all kinds of profitable labor. Because you may have time on your hands, you may be tempted to gamble or take undue risks with your money or heart.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Find things in common. Opposites might attract, but birds of a feather often stick together. A twist of fate could show you who your real friends are and which ones disappear at the first sign of a storm.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Complete trust and honesty always ring true. Pay the price of true love by making amends if you have broken the rules. This could be a providential time to ask for helpful counsel or professional advice.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Today's full moon might help you behind the scenes. In the week ahead you might benefit from meditation or time spent on your own. You might not be aware that someone is being supportive in the wings.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Get what you want, but love what you have. There are times when the grass seems greener on the other side of the fence, but rather than abandoning your own field you should be building gates to link them.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): There is no earthly way of knowing which direction your money is going. Yet you can spend it well in ways that enhance your reputation. Steer clear of any dealings that must be kept hidden from view.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Be a force of nature to contend with. Remain firm about sticking to the rules even if you must bend them. Refuse to participate in anything that falls within the gray areas of the law, but remain reasonable.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Don't come off as "Lazybones R Us," as this might be the time you need to make incredible progress with your career and your heart. Rewards and recognition for accomplishments are possible.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Learn all the dirt before you flirt. You are compelled to exude warmth whenever in the presence of a member of the opposite sex. Just don't get entangled in anything that isn't completely out in the open.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Flirting is fun, but don't poach from someone else's preserve. You could easily stir up enmity if your overtures are misunderstood. Stick to the people you know -- and don't trespass on others' territory.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): It's the little things that can make all the difference. Don't be afraid to go the extra mile to impress a special someone during the week to come. Be on your best behavior whenever in social situations.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): The world is your oyster and you are quite capable of swallowing it whole. Enjoy the finer things in life-go out and spend a little of that hard-earned cash on a special someone who is clipping coupons.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Take the point. You are the one to get the ball rolling and get that latest project underway. Take a careful look around and find the assets and resources necessary to succeed are right at your fingertips.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Anyone can perform well when conditions are perfect, but it takes a strong character to do well when the pressure is on. With love and finances, it is better to maintain a steady course than to make drastic changes.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Do your homework. An error in judgment may be due to a lack of information. What you don't know can hurt you, so it would behoove you to leave no stone unturned and gather every bit of data.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): A fist is much less appealing than a handshake. A frustrating situation may create friction. Avoid conflict; concentrate on finding common ground. Don't let desires pull you into a scene that you can't handle.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Those who are always looking over their shoulder often trip and fall. Stay focused on what is truly important. Don't give in to petty whims to bicker and fight. Work on being constructive rather than destructive.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Say what you mean. Right now you can be frank and honest with the ones you love or hold in high esteem. Later in the week you will get further by being politically correct than by expressing your true views.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): The new moon might shift your consciousness from the outer world to the inner world. You may find that during the next four weeks you prefer to spend your time investigating a new interest or hobby.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Well done is better than well said. Give more weight to actions than to words, in the event that you experience a few hours of confusion. Be thrifty today, as cash is likely to burn a hole in your pocket.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): The wearing of the green may show your loyalty to your heritage, but may not be enough to endear you to others who are not enthused about genealogy. Don't let the proverbial cat out of the bag.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Look behind curtain No. 1. The easiest thing to do is probably the right thing to do. You won't get anywhere by trying to outguess or outmaneuver the opposition. Let your enthusiasms act as a guide.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Here you come to save the day. Like a certain mighty mouse, you might become someone's champion because you take the bull by the horns. Take compliments with a healthy grain of salt.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Even though it isn't Halloween, you might be spooked. Fears and apprehensions can keep you from performing at your best pace. This isn't the time to ask others for favors or treats.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Give yourself all the chances you can. Knowing this is the first day of spring may make you feel more optimistic about the future. Do some spring-cleaning and get yourself organized early in the week.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Embracing a work ethic is easy. It is just getting organized that might be difficult. It is also possible that not everyone shares your penchant for exactness and your quick take-charge executive decisions.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Don't underestimate the importance of the chase or the thrill of a little hard-to-get. At the same time, this isn't a good time to mix business with pleasure or to risk offending someone in the business world.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): You're hot, they're not. Boisterous horsing around might be stopped by a bucketful of virtual cold water. The prim-and-proper faction may be in control today but fun is available if you play on your own time.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): A kitchen match has potential that isn't realized until someone applies friction, and strikes it to create a useful glowing flame. Share your enthusiasms and light a fire beneath someone else's inspiration.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): You can be the busiest person on the block. A pile of work can be organized in record time and dealt with efficiently. Be resourceful to streamline operations and create extra time for personal pursuits.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Your mind could travel at warp speed. Intuitively navigate any maze of problems laid out before you. Get in touch with friends and co-workers to build your own helpful and reliable information highway.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Love me tender. Even if there is no Elvis sighting this week, you can still pretend that the King is alive -- or at least that glamour and romance is in easy supply. Expect some pampering and spoiling by a loved one.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Today's full moon falls in your opposite sign, and this could bring your opposite number into clearer view. It might be a partner, a loved one or an opponent who rivets your attention during the next few days.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): The greatest artists all use inspiration to create their most memorable masterpieces. Go find your muse and let the creative juices flow. If loved ones act erratically, take misunderstandings with a grain of salt

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): All work and no play makes for a dull you. Don't be too rigid when dealing with others. Give a little leeway and take some time for a little gab session. Not every activity has to be part of the job.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): It's time to do that voodoo that you do so well. Your self-discipline and organizational abilities could land you at the head of the pack. Deadlines should be met promptly in order to hold your own.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Go out on a limb. Your growing desire to take a chance and roll the dice is likely to meet with resounding success. The gains you make will be proportionate to the enthusiasm and effort that you show.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Mow the lawn. Easter bunnies might begin hopping through your backyard a day early, so it might be wise to be prepared to entertain them. Loved ones will appreciate your efforts to cut costs or expenses.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): You could be on a roll in the week ahead. Even if the only thing you roll are Easter Eggs on the lawn, you will still accomplish something that brings a smile to your heart and makes loved ones appreciate you.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Every little stick feeds the fire. In some situations, you might feel that you are contributing very little, but you won't be disappointed by the final results if you keep on plugging away at a task.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Your skill could lie in adeptly maneuvering people and things into more constructive avenues. Your instincts are right on target and you are mentally acute. Probing too deeply could cause reactions.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Your appeal for the opposite sex is beginning to blossom. But the very thing that makes you attractive can worry intimate companions. Jealousy could erupt if you are indiscriminate in your actions.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Lust and love are like oil and water. Your desire for intimacy could be misinterpreted and misunderstandings could erupt. Take it easy where sensitive feelings or financial matters are concerned.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): All that glitters isn't gold. You may meet someone who looks like a good candidate for a long-term romance, or you may be fascinated by an opportunity to make a quick profit. Look beneath the surface.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): With all your stamina and endurance, you can outlast the romantic competition. You have the strength and resourcefulness to make dreams come true, but should wait for better timing to initiate key projects.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): You are easily bewitched, bothered and bewildered during the week to come. During the next several days, your business instincts may be out of kilter or you may go overboard to impress a lover.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Eager beavers in the wild do most of their work behind the scenes and therefore avoid trouble. You should stay out of sight, too, today. Don't make a big deal of a misunderstanding and it will evaporate.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): You may be so busy defending that chip on your shoulder that you forget to watch your step. You could end up knee deep in problems if you rush into a business deal just so you can be the first one there.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Today's new moon in your sign might point you in a more satisfying direction. You could get in touch with your priorities during the next several days and commit to quit frittering away your resources.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): The tendency to dive in with eyes closed can put you in a pickle at work. Your bravado and risk-taking attitudes could cause a disturbance. You may be distracted today -- don't forget to file your income taxes!

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Your sporting nature is willing to take any bet. You may strain muscles trying to compete with others or spend too much money making a wager. If you head to a casino just take what you can afford to lose.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Get off the beaten path. Trying out new sports and hobbies with a companion might be just the thing to warm up this weekend. This week's new emotional cycle strikes a hopeful and optimistic note.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): You may be challenged to scratch intellectual itches. You could waste time and energy on something that you perceive as a challenge to your mental superiority in the week to come. Don't be fooled.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Cure cabin fever by enjoying spring fever. Your restless urge for adventure is better served by a vacation than with a risky investment. You might be a hot number in the bedroom but not in the boardroom.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Don't give in to a restless need for excitement. If money is burning holes in your pocket, put it in the piggy bank and hide the key. Good advice can come from a close companion so keep your ears open.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Flirtatious ways could lead to trouble. This isn't the right time to make an impromptu decision about romance or hook up with someone new. Keep your money in your pocket and heart hidden.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Put in the earplugs and ignore bad advice or flattery. Negotiation isn't a necessity and may merely serve to cause further misunderstanding. Complete your responsibilities to the best of your ability.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Who let the dogs out? Someone might release news, or gossip, that changes your outlook. A pack of pals may be running loose this weekend and challenge all your precious preconceived notions.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Hold up your end of the deal. Don't worry about what others do, concentrate on your own responsibilities in the week to come. Be punctual; meet your deadlines to prevent problems from developing.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Wallflowers won't get anywhere. Get out and mingle with the "in" crowd. Make new friends and acquire valuable new contacts. The fresh new face you find may be just the one that you've been looking for.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Ride out the storm. A fleeting air of tension may cause you to make snap judgments or quick decisions. You are best served by rational thinking and patience. Put off any potential action until later.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): There is a fine line between fantasy and reality. A new proposal may be filling your head with big dreams, but you should be careful not to make any hasty decisions until you know you possess all the facts.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): It takes two to tango. Your significant other may be giving you the cold shoulder this afternoon for good reason. Avoid friction and just follow their lead, they'll come around. Be practical with your spending.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Avoid associating with those with ulterior motives. Ignore alluring glances and surefire investments, as they are surely destined for disaster. A diligent work ethic brings strong praise from the higher-ups.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): A positive could turn into a negative if you are drawn into a trivial conflict. A significant other could be stricken by the green-eyed monster, so you should take care to smooth over the rough spots.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): The pen is mightier than the sword this week. Think carefully about what you say, even if you are tempted to duke it out in the next few days. It helps to compose your words on paper before blurting them out.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): A closed mind doesn't need to be locked. Open up the windows of your mind and be willing to let others air their views. You may rush into areas where angels fear to tread due to preconceived notions.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Ask for guidance if you experience a problem. You may have run up against a brick wall where your career or finances are concerned, but you will find valuable help and assistance is available today.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Things are looking up. You may feel more contented with what you have and how you get it. This might be a good time to make crucial decisions. Ask for professional advice and it will be sound and trustworthy.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Sincerity can thaw out a cold shoulder. Experience the thrill of meeting new people who instantly admire you but keep in mind that there might be no strings attached. Play it footloose and fancy-free.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Leave your rut behind. It is a good time to explore new places, new faces and spaces. The person who grabs your attention might only have friendship in mind, but friendships can grow into other things.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): A new broom sweeps clean. You will find that new friends, attitudes or ideas help you do a better job in some segment of your life. It might be a good time to make a change that improves your love life.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): You might need to circle your wagons when your pioneering spirit feels threatened by outside forces. Your entrepreneurial instincts and enthusiasms might not go over well at the workplace in the week ahead.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): When you hear a ping, you can buy higher octane for your car. But when your energies flag, you might need more than enriched calories. Search for inspiration that encourages you to do better.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Do what comes naturally. You do not need to employ artificial means to achieve your hopes and dreams. There is no real reason to pose as something you aren't or to hide your talents and true nature.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Others may be happy to let you take the lead. Your enthusiasm and optimism break the ice on many social and business levels, but someone could misinterpret your words. Be crystal clear about key terms.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): A new moon marks the beginning of new rhythms that last for several weeks. You might be more aware of how the bank account or your possessions reflect how well you have succeeded in the outer world.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Money is power, but that doesn't mean you should squander it. Cast a critical eye on your piggy bank before you spend too much to accomplish your plans. Romantic interludes get a big thumbs-up this evening.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): You might feel a need to keep up with the Joneses, but if you think about it, the Joneses won't notice whether you do or don't. Don't let an inflated sense of well being deflate your bank account.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Walk the line in the middle of the road. In the upcoming week, you could seesaw between watching your pennies like a hawk and spending freely on something unique or faddish, but unnecessary.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Like the fictional characters in "Easy Rider," you may have an urge to flaunt your independence and stick your tongue out at authority figures. This type of attitude won't earn you kudos in the workplace.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Sowing wild oats can be considered somewhat outrageous. Getting distracted by the latest fancy or trying out the newest fad can drive a wedge of misunderstanding between you and more sedate companions.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Fly high without being blown away. Keep an anchor nearby when you take off on whimsical flights of fancy. Relationships that can't withstand minor changes of direction will probably fall by the wayside.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): You don't need to pretend to be someone you aren't. Some performers merely mouth the words of others and give their thoughts form. If you want others to listen to you then try to think for yourself today.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Break the pinata of your romantic desires and be showered with happiness. Share your heart with a devoted partner or affectionate mate while vigilantly protecting sensitive or privileged information.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Keep your money in your pocket and wear your heart anywhere but your sleeve. Like a cat, you might prepare to pounce on the object of your affection only to find that he or she flies away with ease.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Choose your words carefully. Make your intentions clear or else misunderstandings are likely to result. Hold off on entering into agreements this week.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): You will go a lot further with sugar than salt. Avoid potential conflict by employing extreme tact and compassion, as no one will benefit from a brawl.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Win a few, lose a few. Do not be discouraged if you haven't made your fortune yet. You may not be rich but should be thankful if you are comfortable and secure.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Mild flirtations, although pleasant, are little more than a time-killing exercise. Hold off on spending, as nothing worthwhile is likely to result from a purchase.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): It takes a tough person to be tender. There is no shame in asking for assistance if you need it. You could have a tendency to be overly self-conscious, stiff and unyielding.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Home or family may be the center of attention but you must integrate business needs with your more personal requirements. Don't take on extra responsibilities voluntarily.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Kick back and relax while you have a chance to recharge your batteries. You might be naturally insistent but if you push too hard, someone might back away.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Test your character. In the week ahead, you feel pulled in several directions, but during this holiday weekend, someone will rivet your attention with sweet nothings that lead to a very sweet something.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Belligerence doesn't become you. Tiredness or frustration could temporarily turn your usual smile upside down. Get plenty of rest and grab a nap whenever you can in order mellow out aggravations.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Check your temper at the door. When everyone piles the responsibilities on your plate, it is easy to become aggravated. Give yourself extra time to complete projects and remain calm in the face of a storm.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Busy people get busier. You seem to attract extra responsibilities when you already have a lot to do. You might feel challenged to cope with all your duties and there is little time available for relaxation.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Time always tells. A great deal of the pressure is off, but you might still be in danger of misunderstanding instructions. If possible, ask for extra time to complete a project or to gather pertinent information.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Set a good example. You can see the light at the end of the tunnel, but still must be on your best behavior. This is not the right time to pick a fight or challenge someone. Hidden animosities may be at work.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Your stars signal relaxing, restful hours -- but you are seldom happy unless you have something physical to do. Invite a special someone along on a shopping expedition or consider a walk in a local park.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Beauty always seems to attract the beasts. The more you exert yourself in an effort to be fair and even-handed, the more you notice that others employ cutthroat tactics. Rise above pettiness this week.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Handle trouble like a hero. You might be called upon to rescue someone drowning in despair because there is too much work to do or too many bills to pay. Small sacrifices on your part may be necessary.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Perform a kindly act. Your day might not be perfect, but you can brighten someone else's day. Hold the door open for a person with kids in tow, or graciously allow a driver into a stream of rush hour traffic.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Time is on your side. Mentally, you are in the mood for romance or intimate moments with a special someone. Emotionally or physically, you aren't quite up to par. Wait to make amorous moves.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): A wet blanket might be thrown on your ambitions. Don't start down any path that may prove too narrow for maneuvering or too limiting to your authority. Romance that looks promising could fizzle.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): It is risky to be too frisky. You might have a penchant for daredevil feats or speeding down the highway. If you give in to the desire to go too fast or to be competitive, you might offend others.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Set your watch because romantic hours are just ahead. Your enthusiasms are highly contagious and can be put to work to lift the spirits of someone who has been wallowing in a deep and unpleasant rut.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Fools rush in where angels don't dare to tread. You won't be able to get away with much in the week ahead. Loved ones will force you to confront and tame competitive habits and offer you better alternatives.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Preen your tail feathers before you shake them. Although you don't consider yourself a social climber, your ability to entertain and impress others might create a reputation as a mountaineer.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Your personal relationships have been exceedingly harmonious, but this does not mean that your business skills are as sharp as they should be. This is not a good time to implement changes to investments.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Faith in the future is a good thing. However, you can't cure pressing financial problems by gambling on risky enterprises. Lovemaking and investing prove disappointing so err on the side of caution.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Spread good will like rose petals wherever you go. Helpful friends will be happy to give you the benefit of their wisdom and support your aims because you are tolerant and supportive of their goals.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): A calm and poised attitude will help you deal with abrupt changes of plan and sudden about faces. Keep your cool in the face of reversals or criticism and you might receive a firm pat on the back.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Reach out and touch someone. Agree with the opinions of others and they are likely to agree with yours. Keep an eagle eye on your long-term goals. You are tempted to spend your pennies on trifles.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Get ready to take the bull by the horns. You are primed to take action this week. However, you should take care not to initiate too many drastic changes or you might simply irritate all those around you.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Stick with what you know. You're more than willing to test new things, but if you try something that you aren't familiar with, people might think you aren't serious. Hold off on entering into new agreements.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): You can have more than one pot cooking on the stove. A wide variety of interests will open up new avenues of communication. Enjoy insights to nagging problems. Don't limit yourself to conventional wisdom.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): A good time doesn't need to have a price tag. You can enjoy a night on the town or a mild flirtation without blowing your whole paycheck. Don't give your heart away to the first pretty face that turns your head.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Take things as they come. Concentrate on completing tasks one at a time rather than trying to take care of everything at once. You are likely to be overwhelmed. Stay focused and ignore outside distractions.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Don't mess with a hot streak. It seems that no matter what you do today, it turns out for the best -- as long as you don't start anything new. Expect the unexpected from family members or loved ones before nightfall.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): If there isn't a challenge, it isn't for you. You are in your element when letting the competitive juices flow. Shoot a round of golf, bowl a few frames, or play some pool. Test your abilities to their limits.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Juggle your way to success. You may need to filter ideas as an intermediary this week. Discover the value of creating a feedback loop between those in the field and those orchestrating the proceedings.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Treat your partner like your BFF and coworkers like friends and you can't go wrong. The little sacrifices might make you feel good, but if you treat everyone fairly you earn admiration from others.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Sometimes when you talk the talk and walk the walk, your wallet limps behind. When you live in the fast lane you may be tempted to hang out with the big spenders. Guard your financial resources.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Get your head out of the clouds and watch your step. Flights of fancy might provide grounds for misunderstandings. It is difficult to meet on common ground if someone suffers from overactive imagination.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Plans can come to fruition. The first offer or idea may not be the best one so discuss and ponder first. Wait until tomorrow to complete important contracts or pursue love when all the facts are in place.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Join forces with others. Put business deals on the table or get a contract signed while the stars shine on short-term financial endeavors. Love gets a boost from celestial conditions to launch the weekend.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): "Make love not war" might be your motto. The weekend highlights connections with friends, especially in groups and clubs. You may find you are on the same spiritual wavelength with others.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Support the troops by waving the red, white and blue. It won't take much effort to get into the holiday spirit today or to show your enthusiasm for anything out of the ordinary in the week ahead.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Once upon a time isn't now. Your romantic side would like to believe in the triumph of good over evil, that wishes made with good intentions can come true, and that there is always a happy ending.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Keep your money in your pocket and your heart rolled up in your sleeve. For the next few days there is a tendency to be misled by intuitions. Someone might attempt to play on your sympathies.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Shakespeare probably said it best, "Neither a borrower nor lender be." Take care to avoid setting up a situation that can create hurt feelings or costly misunderstandings. Ignore the sales tables.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Don't put any more irons into the fire because you will only stir things up. Keep striving to reach the objectives you already have in place. This is not a good time to have a heart-to-heart discussion.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Listen for practical suggestions that ring with the sound of truth. Don't plan on starting major projects or new hookups over the next few days, as they could end up being more trouble than they are worth.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Love means never saying you're sorry. If you don't say you are sorry, however, it is possible that someone will leave you at the door. It might be best to not do anything you will be sorry for this weekend.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): You can't control the wind, but you can adjust your sails under adverse conditions. You may face situations that are outside your control in the week ahead, but rather than fight them, you can bend.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Your radical ideas may create a buzz. Because you are such a busy bee, you seem especially attractive to others. You might easily attract more than your usual share of honey from the one you love.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Risk can't be measured on the Richter scale. Rather than riding a motorcycle or espousing a cause, spend your spare time snuggling with a special someone who is intent on making you purr with delight.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Channel your energy wisely. It is tempting to "stir the pot" by defending a cause or taking the opposite side just to open up someone's eyes. This isn't the right time to initiate business deals or confrontations.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Pitch in and put forth effort without rubbing anyone the wrong way. Your enthusiasm is admirable, but you should not move forward at the expense of anyone else. Sidestep confrontations.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Making up is fun, but first you have to duke it out. There could be plenty of abrasiveness in the air this weekend. Steer clear of sharp objects -- and sublimate your aggressive urges through sports.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Enjoy the weekend with your favorite companion. You will find there are more similarities than differences. Great ideas are in the air and you can put your two heads together and become even wiser.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): It is difficult to see the light of a firefly next to a floodlight. You may need to work just a little harder than everyone else to be appreciated in the week ahead, but you will find it will be worth it.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): if you know people are shallow or judgmental, you must ask yourself if you want those people as friends. While it is possible to work on yourself and refine your own attitudes, you can't change others.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): The unpredictability of people can undermine your confidence. Don't take changes in plan or viewpoints too seriously for the next few days. This isn't a good time to form an alliance or sign contracts.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): You might be in the mood for love, but love might not be in the mood for you. Take a rain check if invited along to social activities or meetings. Tap into creative outlets and hobbies for the best success.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Consider alternatives. Something may seem down to an "either/or" choice, but there's probably a third way you've overlooked. Impulsive actions that recently sparked minor upsets should be forgiven.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Channel your desires into something that pleases a significant other. You might find that your better half is in the mood to do something wild or witty tonight. Singles can mingle and make new friends.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): A surprise in view is good for you. Take a chance on something new in the world of style or fashion. You may enjoy spending a few dollars on something that is both fun and slightly frivolous.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Have faith in the future. Although your natural inclination is to feel a bit guilty if you get something for nothing, you don't need to be suspicious of good luck. Welcome offers or opportunities this week.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): You might feel the need to just slow down for a while. You tend to compete not only with others, but with yourself, so sometimes it seems that you never have any time to do the things you love doing.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): You are not a robot. You are able to process and refine technical data and can be organized and precise, but can do so without losing the human touch. Be sure to get adequate rest even if driven to excel.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): The flames of your venturesome, entrepreneurial spirit may be doused by the wet blanket of rules and regulations. Write down ideas so you don't waste or forget them if other matters clamor for attention.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Vote for what you hope for, not against what you fear. Because you are extraordinarily busy or overscheduled, you might make snap judgments. Don't lose touch with your highest ideals.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Next to laughter, preventive medicine is the best medicine. If you are afraid of the dark, then leave a night light burning. The few cents you pay to keep the light on is cheap insurance against fear and anxiety.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): You should be sure to aim the arrow at something worthwhile if you are strung tighter than a bow. There may be enormous tensions building up in your life. Play sports or find suitable outlets.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): You will find little time for idyllic idling in the week to come. At the same time, your restless inability to rest or relax may create tensions between you and a loved one. Tone down aggressiveness.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Grab your water wings before you step into the pool. It would be wise to take precautions before attempting something risky. People in general may seem somewhat argumentative and competitive.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Those feats of daring-do may turn into duds. Your competitiveness and take-the-lead style might work against your best interests. It is admirable to be enthusiastic, but you might overwhelm others.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): He who stoops to conquer might scrape his knees and need a bandage. It is more important to be fair and ethical than to be right. Don't bother following through on complicated schemes to win support.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): You may crave excitement but label it as self-improvement. Rearranging furniture, meeting new people, or getting a drastic new haircut is fine as long as you realize your tastes may change in the future.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Buying in quantity won't really save you money in the long run. There could be an opportunity to buy two for the price of one, but if you never use the either one you might simply be wasting your money.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): In for a penny, in for a pound. There is no happy medium where you are concerned. You might have a desire to spend your money on something exotic or extravagant even if that doesn't make sense.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): In the words of Frost, "Nothing gold can stay." Your week may be brightened by interesting new acquaintances, but don't count on a lasting relationship or assume that an impetuous gamble will pay off.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Expect the unexpected. Someone in your inner circle could drop a bombshell that will leave your jaw dragging on the floor. Hold off on major initiatives or decision making until later in the week.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): You may be King or Queen of your own castle, but you should be careful not to throw your weight around. Keep your eyes open to find the missing piece of that romantic puzzle you've been working on.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Times are changing. You are about to embark upon a journey of self-discovery and exploration. Spend time getting to know new people so that you may better understand yourself. Get the most out of what others say.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Keep your head out of the clouds. You may hope that romance is budding with a special someone but the reality may be a different story. Blow off some steam with some good old physical activity.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): You could easily earn a reputation as a serial flirt in the week ahead -- even though you don't set out to make people sit up and take notice of you. It is even possible that you will find yourself being actively pursued.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Mix business with pleasure. You can be assertive in such a polite way that people will welcome sales calls or business meetings. This might be a good time to wedge your foot in a profitable door.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): The flames of passion can be scorching. Where love is concerned, the thermometer is rising but it can get too hot to stay in the kitchen. Play hard to get and avoid involvement with a casual hookup.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Keep good manners in good repair. Remember to say the right thing at the most appropriate time, but even more important, know when to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the most tempting moment.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Jump every which way but down. If you jump at beneficial opportunities as quickly as you do at conclusions, you might get more accomplished. This isn't a good time to make firm commitments or promises.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Take a rain check. This is not a good time to begin a major project, to make a long-term commitment or to sign a contract. Going out on the town could complicate your life, so be wise and stay home.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Enjoy being a bit eccentric without being egocentric. Your progressive ideas and outrageous observations can brighten conversations. You will receive food for serious thought from unexpected sources.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): One small step for man may mean a leap for your confidence. You are able to share joy in the accomplishments of your fellow man. You may find happiness in being part of the bigger picture this week.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Winners are honest and forthright. The workweek starts off as though a gun went off to signal the beginning of a race. Competitiveness is in the air but you thrive due to a knack for warmth and friendliness.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): People find your presence stimulating. You can easily light a fire under the new projects. A loved one is likely to forgive you for just about anything if you make a sincere effort to make up for past mistakes.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): You could find yourself in the limelight if you venture out in public. This is a good time for networking. If you are single your growing popularity could make it hard to pick and choose between possible hookups.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Be generous with your time and talent. The only way to keep from losing sight of the goal is to keep lines of communication open during busy periods. Someone close can offer valuable advice and insights.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): You heard it on the grapevine. You may be put in a position that requires you to spread news you would prefer not to disclose. You will breathe a sigh of relief when you have completed your mission.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): A stalemate means that nobody wins. You might need to go into extra innings to get your point across today. Positive thoughts and faith in the future will do more good than unconstructive criticism.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): You snooze, you lose. Your energy levels will change for the better in the week ahead faster than you can say "Rip Van Winkle." You might have a sage viewpoint that helps your mate handle joint asserts.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Needless worry about losing a few cents is in the air. Pushing too aggressively to close a deal could create unwanted tensions or mistakes. Take it easy and trust that things will fall in place eventually.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Time is money. You have plenty of enthusiasm and are avid for adventure. Make sure you spend your time on constructive activities. A new romantic hookup might not be worth the effort to pursue.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): You shine when you adopt a take charge attitude. Tackle the nasty jobs no one else wants to handle. Remain patient if you encounter a brick wall, as the way around it will appear by the end of the day.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Do the best with what you have. You can't solve all the world's problems, but you can make things in your part of the world run more smoothly. Set things in motion to buy items of good taste and value.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Grab the tiger by the tail. Now that a heavy work schedule is behind you, it is possible to address personal items on your to-do list. Singles might find an amorous other under these tender stars.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): You might be a weekend warrior, but that doesn't mean you can't be a weekend lover, too. Your deeds of derring-do impress a prospective lover or provide a chance to get physical in more ways than one.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): You are locked, cocked and ready to rock. Your mind may be traveling a mile a minute, thinking about ways to improve your future. Gather support as well as advice from key figures in the week ahead.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Push the pedal and add mettle. If someone gives you a car and gas, you might as well take a trip somewhere. You can use your enthusiasm along with the gifts you receive in a creative and beneficial way.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Take your due, you're tried and true. The people who deal with you everyday appreciate the fact that you are reliable, but also are aware that you are sensitive to their needs and hidden desires.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Tap into your inner hero. You can be faster than a speeding bullet and more powerful than a locomotive. You don't need a cape or a sidekick to rescue someone who is floundering in a sea of trouble.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Question long-held assumptions. By educating yourself, you can break out of a cage built from factoids, suppositions and fear. Your dazzling smile lights up a room, welcoming new friends to your side.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Furious activity and careful thinking will pay off. Present your valuable ideas and others will listen. Be assured that your points will get across to your audience and the message will be loud and clear.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Your beliefs will be rewarded. Roll up your shirtsleeves and dive right into new ideas. Some key people will be impressed by your actions, even if they do not agree with all of your philosophies.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Progress is possible. You might take two steps forward and one step back, but you will eventually get to your destination. In the week to come, don't be discouraged if you seem to cover the same ground twice.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): If you have a friendship, but one or the other of you has been AWOL, it might be time to get back in touch. Lengthy apologies or explanations aren't necessary. Just a friendly, "it's been a long time" will do.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Small and tasteful might trump big and flashy. Buy items with an eye toward durability and good taste. If negotiating a contract or agreement, be sure the terms are favorable for a long period of time.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Many of life's pleasures are free. Grab a tennis racket or a pair of walking shoes and a friend for stimulating exercise in the great outdoors. You may have more energy than usual to tackle any job.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Start your engines and bank on a sterling performance. Pair up with people who can enter into mutually beneficial agreements and contracts. The surge of confidence you feel is an indicator of future success.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Get the stone rolling, because it won't gather any moss. It is a good time to hire employees or start a creative project. The universe may provide what you need and give you necessary tools to succeed.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Line your wallet with gold. Let others know that you are the right person for the job. Your sensual allure is at a high point and you can attract others for business or pleasure. First impressions count.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Look before you leap this week. Take care not to go with your first instinct regarding a situation, as there may be more than meets the eye. Get all the details before getting involved or risk making a grave error.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Something has got to give. When two opposing sides are equally matched they can either hold their respective ground and accomplish nothing or agree to reach a compromise. Bend but don't break.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Don't be pushed around. Some folks may be ready to fight to get their way and hope their conviction will make everyone else back down. You know what is right, so stick to your guns and don't back down.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): The best offense is a good defense. Resist the temptation to make drastic moves when you can achieve just as much by biding your time. New revelations will provide the groundwork for a successful plan.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Advice is always helpful, but it is up to you to decide whether it is worthwhile. Take a break from the problems nagging at your mind and concentrate on a quiet day surrounded with friends and loved ones.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Rock along to anybody's roll. In the week ahead, you will find plenty of reasons for celebration. You can widen your mental horizons through reading or study or stretch physically with a new sport.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): One person's ceiling is another's floor. You are prone to being overly ambitious and could be disgruntled by walls. Rather than beating your head against it, try knocking on doors.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): People who anger you can control you. You must not allow negative thoughts to intrude on your happiness or shape your decisions. It is wise to be skeptical, but that means you are thinking, not emoting.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): If your moral fiber is tested by circumstances, remember it could be an open book quiz. You can ask other people for feedback or an opinion on your situation. You do not need to tackle problems alone.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): No one gives a sucker an even break. It isn't that you are gullible, but you must admit that it is easy to find hidden flaws in plans and proposals right now. Wait for better timing to begin a significant project.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Although every charity in town seems to have your name on its list, it pays to be choosy about generous gestures or donations right now. You have a tendency to make poor choices about money and love today.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Flirt until it hurts. A little jiggle in your walk and a little giggle in your talk is all you need to attract someone's attention. Your lighthearted banter might turn on someone's deep-seated passions.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Someone might sugarcoat the situation. You might be made to feel helpless in the week ahead when faced by a situation that upsets your relationships, but that someone says is "for your own good."

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): If you make friends with a donkey, expect to be kicked. Someone might be surprisingly stubborn just when you need that person's cooperation the most. Hold off on making crucial agreements.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Kick ideas around like a soccer ball and you may be able to reach your goals. It may be difficult to find a bridge over troubled waters now. Bide your time as an opportunity to make amends will appear soon.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Take time to go tilting after windmills. This is a great time for a vacation or to escape into the fantasies of a book or movie. This is not a great time to make new business plans or to pursue ambitions.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Your words of love aren't lost in translation. For a few hours today, you might feel that you are being rebuffed or ignored by a loved one or that someone you usually praise is unworthy of your attentions.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): The sky is the limit. Discuss hopes and dreams with a significant other, a co-worker or a buddy. On the surface pay homage to tradition, but don't be afraid to act like nonconformist in private.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Your fantasies revolve around infatuations. This is a fabulous weekend to suspend your disbelief and enjoy a 3D movie or a theme park. But the balloon of amorous fantasies might be pricked by disappointment.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Sparks can fly. These may light up a romantic attraction or just a confrontation in the week to come. You are at your best working side by side with a congenial other, but keep business separate from pleasure.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Opposites attract. A long skirt can be more enticing than a bikini under these stars. It seems that the harder to get you play it, the more likely it is that you will pique someone's amorous interest.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Quit flogging the expired equine. An old flame could stir up some old trouble for you or you could bring up past transgressions and step on some toes. Stick to solid, provable facts -- not theories.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): You can't run your love life like a convenience store. And you can't handle your business, career, finances or job as though nothing else mattered. Put your impulse to be overly ambitious on hold.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): It is just gravity that holds you down, but that is not necessarily a grave problem. If you sit under a tree you can enjoy the shade, but you might be hit in the head by nuts or falling leaves. Take the good with the bad.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): The red, red robin goes bob, bob bobbing along. Actually, it might be the wrong time of year for robins but you can get the right idea for today if you hum that song. Live, love, laugh and be happy.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): You are not wimpy if you answer someone's needs or expect to receive preferential treatment or favors. Be generous to those who pledge to "gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today."

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): She loves me, she loves me not. You can't measure love with a slide rule or a pocket calculator, but it is fun to try. You might rely on intuitions in the week ahead rather than on facts and figures.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Mentally replay the things that always make you feel happy and serene. Whether it is walking the dog or simply holding hands with a loved one, this is a week to get back in touch with your inner child.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): The more you give, the more you receive. It might not be an identical trade, but you will be satisfied by the results if you are extra generous. Buy something to enhance your appearance -- like a new jacket.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): The jury is still out. Making a crucial decision is not necessarily in your own hands. If you act precipitously you could regret it later. Wait until a consensus of opinion has been reached, but don't rush it.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Going rogue is rude. You may need to exert extra effort to control your impulsiveness during the next day or two. Friends might stir up trouble or urge you to make unnecessary changes.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Saved by the bell. It may be difficult for you to get out of the starting gate where a new romance is concerned. You could experience numerous emotional ups and downs as the full moon crosses your sign.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): A ringing phone signals an upswing in popularity. Accept invitations from your best buddies. You might be able to make a persuasive proposal. Watch out for a tendency to spend your money too freely.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Don't be too eager to please or participate. When imagination works overtime, you can develop the wrong picture of a situation or relationship. You may be hoodwinked by someone in the week ahead.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): An unseen fear is a fear that might not exist. Do not stew over matters that you have no influence over and can't change. Strive to set a good example. Use physical activities and exercise to clear your mind.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Spend money for the right reasons. This is a time to do some soul searching about whether purchases will retain value. Impulse buying won't necessarily satisfy your cravings or add to your net worth.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Feelings of lust can last. When you are paired with the right person, you ooze sex appeal and burst with sensuality. If you are going to stop to smell the flowers, you might as well pick them for a bouquet.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): If your goose is cooked, grab a knife and fork. When you get caught doing something you should not have done, you might as well learn your lesson and take something of value from the experience.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): If your goose is cooked, grab a knife and fork. When you get caught doing something you should not have done, you might as well learn your lesson and take something of value from the experience.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Mixing business and pleasure could be toxic to your head or heart. This isn't a good time to make investments or major purchases. On the other hand, it is a fine time for creative endeavors and conversation.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Reassure the people closest to you. Don't let a few doubts or worries cloud your judgment. Your ability to make money is somewhat impaired so this isn't an optimum time to turn the roulette wheel.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Never ask a question unless you know the answer. In the upcoming week, you might be constrained or feel limited by your concern with the opinions of others. You do not have enough information to make decisions.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): You can plod along. Or you can look at life as though it was a huge present that you can unwrap, layer by layer, to find surprise after surprise tucked inside. Contemplate the possibilities rather than acting.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Let your imagination do the walking through the Yellow Pages. When you have been stuck in place like a record needle on a scratch by all that has gone before, it is good to think about the ever after.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Key decisions are clearly on the table. Weigh your decision in favor of whatever makes you happy. It is always smart to do what you are happiest doing. Change your objectives and goals accordingly.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Apples never fall far from the tree. Gather assistance from those who have an admirable track record or are recognized in some way with success. Gain ground by being focused on career aspirations.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Live the purpose-driven life. The money you have earned from your labors should be put to good use and not frittered away. Let sound inner principles guide you to make wise decisions.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): You might enjoy any game or sport that requires logic or precision. Chess might be your forte today, but gymnastics can't be ruled out for the physically adept. Roll with the punches as plans are adjusted.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Look for plenty of pleasant news this week. Your easygoing manner sets others at ease and allows for a comfortable and congenial setting. Enjoy some quality time with a special someone this evening.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Follow your goals. Set your needs and interests above all, and develop a feasible plan for making them a reality. You'll have no trouble finding a more-than-willing companion for a fun-filled excursion.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Even a cage with golden bars is still a cage. An overly possessive person in a relationship can create the feeling of confinement and eventually make their partner seek to escape. Hold off on purchase or investments right now.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Get the job done. Your creative energy is at a high point and you are able to make fantastic accomplishments that far exceed original expectations. Speak clearly and directly to avoid a misunderstanding.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): When in Rome, do as the Romans do. This is not the time for individual achievement. Rather, work for the betterment of the group. Put aside your competitive instincts and help your team succeed.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Rise to the challenge. Your problem-solving skills are at their zenith and you should use your powers for good. Leave extra time to complete tasks, as you are likely to experience unexpected pitfalls along the way.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Keep your feet on the ground and your head out of the clouds. You'll never finish those nagging household tasks by daydreaming. Take a few hours to do the chores, then spend the evening relaxing.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): There is a lid for every pot. You may feel a little lonely or alienated in the week ahead. No matter how different you feel or how outrageous your desires, you will find your match at some point.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): The little bird may tell you more than you want or need to know. The gossipy person who is whispering in your ear during the next few days may actually have only fiction rather than facts to offer.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): If you want to have a mind like a steel trap, start with a healthy and flexible spring. Don't forget to get plenty of exercise and to take frequent breaks from tedious jobs. Take a time out to stretch muscles.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Ignoring problems won't make them go away. This might be a good day to discuss concerns and ideals amicably. A few phone calls can prevent minor headaches later. Learn to live within your means.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Remain skeptical about whatever you feel with your own fingers. People have a tendency to overestimate their abilities or to inadvertently give a false impression. Don't buy clothing or costly items.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): When you are struggling with unrealized dreams, it could be quite true that "the bigger they are, the harder they fall." You might fight to defend something that will prove to be unfounded or false.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Your life should be rated R. Some things are meant for mature adults only. Remember that a me-first attitude is only effective when you are a preschooler. Don't forget to be considerate of others.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Get back up to snuff. Halloween was several weeks ago, but during the week ahead you might feel that a vampire, or something less spooky and more real, has sporadically drained you of energy.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Aimless wandering accomplishes nothing. You might feel that you must take action just for the sake of doing something. Hold off because a more beneficial direction will become clearer in a few days.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Button it up. You might think you are being provocative when you are in actuality flirting with danger. If someone accepts your challenge, you might be embarrassed to find yourself ill equipped for a dare.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): You aren't missing much. Singles who bump into an alluring new someone might have to pass up the chance for romance due to previous commitments. In the end, you will be glad you exercised restraint.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): You can give thanks for your dinner as well as your company. Even if you eat a dinner by yourself, you still have people to call or e-mail. Be grateful for the things that you have no matter how modest.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Finders keepers, losers weepers. Business situations teach harsh truths; guard what you have and don't envy the have-nots. You sometimes have more enthusiasm than common sense and can waste resources.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Glory in animal spirits and sheer exuberance. Get the bicycle out of storage or the rowing machine out of the closet. Although it is not a good time to start a new project, you can conquer the itch to roam.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): A tisket, a tasket, your red and yellow basket. In the week ahead, your carefree ways can lead you to take too many chances. You have a tendency to trust to luck when caution might be wiser.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Satisfy your need for adventure gently. Love can make the world go around like a carousel. All you need to do is hold on and you will have a pleasant experience with that special someone.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): It is good to remember that necessity is the mother of invention. Burn the candle at both ends -- and in the middle. It may be hard to find energy to strike a match and light up enthusiasm for routine work.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Leap the hurdle of your own fears to move on to the finish line without encumbrances. A quick break for physical exercise can give you a boost so you can deal efficiently with necessities.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): If you push too hard, the world might push back. This is not a good time to implement key initiatives because you might be only acting in an effort to buck the system or to prove your independence.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Seek educated opinions from experts before acting. You will find that professional advice will be beneficial and prevent you from making mistakes. Restrain your desire to indulge in the finer things in life.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Duck the lasso of love. This isn't a time to hogtie your money or your heart. A prospective special someone may assume that your offer of friendship holds a promise for intimate closeness that doesn't exist.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Protect your personal privacy without being pig-headed. Not that there is anything wrong with pigs. An exaggerated sense of your own importance can impede your common sense in the week ahead.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): You may have to wait your turn like everybody else. You can be in too much of a hurry and tempted to push and shove your way to the front of the line. You have a restless need to get attention in a crowd.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Watch your step because you could be the subject of a citizens arrest. Either a heavy schedule or a lack of energy can make you a bit cranky when you need to be on your toes and extra polite.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): You have your eye on someone or someone has an eye on you. A little bit of flirtation or some seductive glances can spice up your day, but hard work and accomplishment must take precedence.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Your money can be like water and seep through the crevices. Don't go on a spending spree or purchase anything of major importance. You will find something that is a better deal later in the week.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): You can be fearless without being foolish. Proving you are the best of the best might be a hard task. You may be tempted to swagger or to push the limits of your endurance during the upcoming weekend.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Too many secrets spoil the broth. You are anxious to cook something up that is exciting, but might be apprehensive about sharing your desires. Remain upfront and open about your deepest needs.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Don't limit your options. Conventional wisdom may not be the best solution to your situation. Think outside the box to come up with the answer. Don't waste time fretting over matters that are beyond your control.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): You need to walk before you can run. You may think you are ready to dive into a new project, but you should make sure that you are adequately prepared. Any task worth doing is worth doing well.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): All work and no play makes for a mundane day. Try to break up the monotony by doing something spontaneous and fun when there's a free moment. Go with the quick-fix solution for now, as there's no time for a complete overhaul.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Good poker players knows that their opponent may give away their hand with an inadvertent tell. You can also gauge your progress in a business deal the same way. Look for the body language to tell you whether you're on the right track.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Daydreams don't pay the bills. There may be a tendency for the mind to wander when focus and concentration is a must for a project to succeed. Put nose to grindstone and get the job done no matter how difficult it seems.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): The only voice you need listen to today is the one that comes from within. Your wits are sharp and your intuitions are likely to be right on the mark. When faced with important decisions, take more time to think about it.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): The grass always looks greener on the other side. Romance brings a yen to wander in search of new prospects. Be discerning, as you should be careful not to set your sights on the first pretty face you find.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Excitement is on the air. All week long, you may be humming holiday tunes as you prepare for celebrations and family festivities. Loved ones are especially attractive or a new romance appears on the horizon.

[teapeebubbles]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Keep your eyes and options open. Sometimes you must press one more button in order to receive more choices. You shouldn't accept anything at face value under the light of tonight's full moon.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Breeze through life. The book of your life has pages that seem to turn themselves, but they are actually moved by the air you stir up as you rush around to tie the up loose ends before the holiday commences.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Anyone who says you are lazy is crazy. You have more joy in life than most people and are willing to put your muscles to work to create pleasure and delight for others. Enjoy jolly holiday pastimes.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Strike while the iron is hot. In business, if you are on the right track, this is the time to act. Passionate playtime may be written in the stars, as loved ones are drawn closer through sheer animal magnetism.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Some gifts keep on giving. The gift of your time or your expertise will be appreciated by your loved ones. Put your business ambitions on the back burner and concentrate on social activities.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): It's not about the gift, it's about the giving. Opening gifts will only take a few moments, but the memories of hours spent with family and friends will last forever. Give the gift of your time and affection.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): In the week ahead, you should look beyond the "me" and consider the "we." In your world, you might think that you are the most important person, but you need to consider the needs of other people.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Toughen up. The end of the year has been coming all year. Make your muscles work overtime to get everything completed or to meet a looming deadline. You can't blame anyone for a last-minute panic.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Hands up. If you don't fulfill your responsibilities, you might be subjected to a citizens arrest. You could be tempted to be careless or trust to luck when caution and respect for the rules is needed.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Wake up and you might wonder why you have become a workaholic. It isn't that you got up on the wrong side of the bed, but that holiday distractions have run their course and you are aware of the pace.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Let off steam. You and a loved one or a partner could be at odds over who is in charge. Don't allow a passing tiff to turn into a major argument. Control your temper rather than trying to control others.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Patience wears thin. You might not be able to wait until midnight to celebrate the New Year because you are anxious for relaxation. A sincere romantic overture might not bring the results you planned.