A woman enrolled in nursing school was attending an
anatomy class. The subject of the day was involuntary
muscles.
The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit,
asked the woman "Do you know what your asshole does
when you're having an orgasm?"
"Sure" she said. "He's at home, taking care of the kids"
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"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle