howard b - please try to understand that the motivation to put words in your mouth is driven solely by the desire that something worthwhile will come out. I should think that you'd be flattered that "professor" was worked into the sentence, whether it be absent-minded or otherwise.
When you write such self ingratiating drivel as your “awk: Skewed?” post in which you try to skewer the most generous and highly contributory awk with "Do you mean that they are false? Or do you mean that they are against what you advocate? you surely overplay your weak hand.
Enough with the “do you still beat your wife” type lines howard b, have you no better ways to get your kicks?
Howard-- FAIR ENOUGH!!! You write: "If you wish to view my contribution to this board "more in terms of entertainment of an Absent-Minded Professor," then I will choose to view your contributions more in terms of entertainment of a court jester. Fair enough?"
FAIR ENOUGH!!!
I take PRIDE in my Court Jester Status!
And, you Sir, should take pride in your Absent-Minded-Professor status!!
HOWIE GOLDEN, THIS BOARD'S ABSENT MINDED PROFESSOR HAS JUST FINISHED BREAKFAST AND CAN'T WAIT TO GET TO HIS PC TO POST ANOTHER AIR-HEAD CONJECTURE ON THE WAVX IHUB BOARD!!!!
BARGE HAD THE MISFORTUNE OF ACCEPTING MICHAEL JACKSON'S RECOMMENDATION FOR A PLASTIC SURGEON. BUT REGARDLESS OF THE LESS THAN GLAMOROUS RESULTS NOTHING CAN DISCOURAGE BARGE TO FORGO HIS GO-WAVE JESTER CLOTHING WHICH HE SO PROUDLY WEARS!!!!!!
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