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What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the shower?

the woman in church has hope in her soul

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Top 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Religion

10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.

9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.

8. Beer has never caused a major war.

7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.

6. When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.

5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer.


4. You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer.

3. There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you.

2. You can prove you have a Beer.

1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.

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Noah was standing at the gangplank checking off the pairs
of animals when he saw three camels trying to get on
board.

"Wait a minute!" he said. "Two each is the limit. One of
you will have to stay behind."

"It won't be me," said the first camel. "I'm the camel
whose back is broken by the last straw."

"I'm the one people swallow while straining at a gnat,"
said the second.

"And I am the one that shall pass through the eye of a
needle sooner than a rich man shall enter heaven." said
the third.

"Well, I guess you had better all come in," said Noah,
"the world is going to need all of you."