The Confessional

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Noah was standing at the gangplank checking off the pairs
of animals when he saw three camels trying to get on
board.

"Wait a minute!" he said. "Two each is the limit. One of
you will have to stay behind."

"It won't be me," said the first camel. "I'm the camel
whose back is broken by the last straw."

"I'm the one people swallow while straining at a gnat,"
said the second.

"And I am the one that shall pass through the eye of a
needle sooner than a rich man shall enter heaven." said
the third.

"Well, I guess you had better all come in," said Noah,
"the world is going to need all of you."