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12/03/08 4:14 PM

#10930 RE: newinmarket #10929

Okay, newinmarket, I think I see (E(:

what you want. You`re all about how we get the cow
to the salt lick.

Well, first off, cows ain`t the smartest beasts,
but they ain`t as stupid as they look.

And we want to milk the situation, of course.

Well, I think I said it already---

EXPOSURE, EXPOSURE, EXPOSURE

Now, there ought to be some specialized media for
the target audience. For cows, it`s a moo. You
gotta moo.

Now how do we moo to these folks in all these little
towns?

Ain`t they got their own trade publications? I mean,
go in an office for a municipal waste outfit and look
on the coffe table, if they got one. What`s on it?
Magazines, right? I mean, copy down the 800 numbers
and call these folks, and place an ad.

Hell, get on the front page somehow. Aw, we need
somethin` to photograph, don`t we. Gotta build
somethin` first.

Somebody start a phone tree. Call these guys gettin`
all these magazines and tell `em to look at the front
cover (when we get on it). Get `em curious.

Now, am I in the corral with ya, or did I just step
in a cow pie?

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Hell, Mac oughta hire *YOU* to do the marketing.

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