HOW TO TELL IF YOU'VE BEEN MARRIED TOO LONG!
Three women: one engaged, one married and one a
mistress, are chatting about their relationships and
decided to amaze their men. That night all three will
wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask
over their eyes.
After a few days they meet up for lunch.
The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend
came over he found me with a black leather bodice,
tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, "You are the
woman of my life. I love you." Then we made love all
night long.
The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover
at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice,
heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the
raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all
night.
The married woman: When my husband came home I was
wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos
and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the
door and saw me he said,
"What's for dinner, Batman?"
Market Data 
Markets 
AI
