1. She is a woman (most likely) 2. She likes Nascar 3. She could probably sing country 4. She would look like your stereotypical dollar tree shopper 5. Market 99 could carry all the seasons of Roseanne (for .99 cents of course) 6. She has huge boobs (disgusting boobs, but still huge) 7. We wouldnt have to spend a lot of $$ on her (maybe a company lunch (hardees))
I think this is brilliant and will call DES after lunch.