Replies to post #31715 on The Jailhouse (JAIL)

[Tate202]

Matt..Can you let Burp out please? He has been in for a long time.

[Lownumba]

I can barely watch.

[HabaneroDog]

Mattu.....Hows about implementing a feature that would let you release jailed individuals into the custody of another ihub member, if it's a possibility I'll expound on it a little further....OMT, As you know it's a killer idea, so you should give me a FREE T-shirt!

[DUCKY]

Did you say free! Put me back in jail!

[chwdrhed]

How 'bout just give him the keyboard.

[HhH]

I'm afraid I'll have to decline...

the free lifetime premium account. It might be construed as favoritism by the other inmates here, which could result in riots, etc., etc., etc. However, judging by the grandpa symbol in certain posters' profiles (24601, for instance), I do look forward to the day that I, too, can take advantage of the savings offered to senior citizens.

No, Matt. I must decline your most generous offer. You may restore me to 18 posts, however, and I will consider it a partial payment on your obvious obligation to me. One day you will be mature enough to realize when an apology is required. I only hope, for your sake, it is not too late by then.

P.S. I insist on remaining in the jailhouse, however. The jailhouse is free compared to the verbal shackles imposed by Snackman and his ilk.

P.S. to BTK: Sean Penn, absolutely.

P.S. to fellow jailbirds: Kumbaya, my friends. Kumbaya.

[dig space]

Matt,

Was that to me?? I mean you do KNOW that I am also HhH (as verified by board moderators at a variety of sites).

I too, however, will decline the offer and simply petition for 3 posts a day out of jail.

Gee Matt, you have variably demoted or jailed those that badgered me in the first place (although you will note that dig space never did a TOU violation).

So what do you say, 3 posts?

dig