The Jailhouse

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I'm afraid I'll have to decline...

the free lifetime premium account. It might be construed as favoritism by the other inmates here, which could result in riots, etc., etc., etc. However, judging by the grandpa symbol in certain posters' profiles (24601, for instance), I do look forward to the day that I, too, can take advantage of the savings offered to senior citizens.

No, Matt. I must decline your most generous offer. You may restore me to 18 posts, however, and I will consider it a partial payment on your obvious obligation to me. One day you will be mature enough to realize when an apology is required. I only hope, for your sake, it is not too late by then.

P.S. I insist on remaining in the jailhouse, however. The jailhouse is free compared to the verbal shackles imposed by Snackman and his ilk.

P.S. to BTK: Sean Penn, absolutely.

P.S. to fellow jailbirds: Kumbaya, my friends. Kumbaya.