If Microsoft Built Cars...
1. A particular model year of car wouldn't be
available until after that year instead of
before it.
2. Every time they repainted the lines on the
road, you'd have to buy a new car.
3. Occasionally your car would just die for no
reason, and you'd have to restart it. For
some strange reason, you'd just accept
this.
4. You could only have one person in the
car at a time, unless you bought a Car
95 or a Car NT. But then you'd have to
buy more seats.
5. Sun Motorsystems would make a car
that was powered by the sun, twice as
reliable, and five times as fast - but it
would only run on 5 percent of the
roads.
6. The oil, engine, gas, and alternator
warning lights would be replaced with
a single "General Car Fault" warning
light.
7. People would get excited about the
"new" features in Microsoft cars,
forgetting completely that they had
been available in other cars for years.
8. We'd all have to switch to Microsoft
gas.
9. The U.S. government would be
GETTING subsidies from an auto-
maker,instead of giving them.
10. New seats would force everyone to
have the same-size butt.