A blonde and a brunette are running a ranch
together in Louisiana. They decide they need
a bull to mate with their cows in order to
increase the herd.
The brunette takes their entire savings of $600
and goes to Texas to buy a bull. She eventually
meets with an old cowboy that will sell her one.
"It's the only one I got, but I'll sell it for $599.
Take it or leave it," he tells her.
She buys it and goes straight to the local
telegram office. She tells the clerk, "I'd like
to send a telegram to my friend in Louisiana
that says: 'Have found the stud bull for our
ranch, bring the trailer.' How much will that
cost?"
The man behind the counter tells her,
"Telegrams to anywhere in the U.S. are $.75
per word."
She looks at her last dollar, thinks about it for
a moment, and replies,
"In that case, I'd like to send one word, please."
"And what word would that be?" inquires the
clerk.
" 'Comfortable.' " replies the brunette.
Out of curiosity, the man asks, "I'm sorry
miss, but how is your friend gonna understand
this telegram?"
The brunette replies, "My friend is blonde and
reads REALLY slow. When she gets this, she'll
read, 'COM-FOR-DA-BULL.' "
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