Maybe Summus Networks - an affiliation of satellite, cable, and internet broadcasting networks providing television, internet services, advertising, and corporate media services.
I made that up, but I like it!
Heck, since I am making stuff up, I will keep going...
This new media conglomerate recently reduced it's A/S by 40%. Furthermore, they released audited financial results for the first half of 2007 netting 5 million in revenue.
CEO Dan Burgess said "We hope our faithful shareholders are happy now that we have acheived .01 PPS without an R/S. We look forward to only better things in the future"
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