The judge looked amazedly at the couple in front
of him. "You're 97," he gasped, "Your wife is 95,
and you've been married for almost 75 years. Why,
at this stage of your lives, have you decided that
you want a divorce?"
"That woman has driven me crazy long enough, your
honor. I only married her in the first place
because I had to, and I can't stand it another
day."
"Then why have you waited this long?"
"Well, we knew how a divorce would hurt our kids,
so we waited until they died."
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