Two men at a bar had been enjoying a few drinks
for the past couple of hours and were pretty
drunk when one of them notices a beautiful woman
sitting in the corner. One says to the other,
"Jeez, I'd really like to dance with that girl."
The other man replies, "Well go ahead and ask her,
don't be a chicken shit."
So the man approaches the lovely woman and says,
"Excuse me. Would you be so kind as to dance with
me?"
Seeing the man is totally drunk the woman says,
"I'm sorry. Right now I'm concentrating on matri-
mony and I'd rather sit than dance."
So the man humbly returns to his friend. "So what
did she say?" asks the friend.
The drunk responded, "She said she's constipated
on macaroni and would rather shit in her pants."
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