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Vomiting In Aussie

* "Calling for George."

* "I was driving the porcelain bus this morning."

* "I left him a lawn pizza."

* "Toss a tiger on the carpet."

* "Gotta go Ralph"

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Q: Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking
of retiring?
A: He decided to stick it out for one more year!

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A Fundamentalist Minister in Alabama, sorely
tempted, finally propositioned the Choir director
one night after practice, when they were alone in
the Church.

"Where Reverend?" she enthusiastically replied.

"Right here on the floor." he panted.

"It'd be too cold." she whispered. "How about
standing up?"

"Good Lord girl. Have you taken leave of you
senses?" he shouted. "If anyone came in, they'd
think we were dancing."

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A mortician was laying out the body of a man with
an unbelievably long penis. He called in his
receptionist to show her. She took one look and
said, "Big deal. That's just like my husband's
penis."

"You mean he's got one that long?" asked the
surprised mortician. "No," she replied. "That
dead."