Rants and Raves

[teapeebubbles]

A mortician was laying out the body of a man with
an unbelievably long penis. He called in his
receptionist to show her. She took one look and
said, "Big deal. That's just like my husband's
penis."

"You mean he's got one that long?" asked the
surprised mortician. "No," she replied. "That
dead."