Replies to post #290228 on Kraig Biocraft Laboratories Inc (KBLB)

[DiamondHealer95]

That's a lot of words for:

"Kraig Biocraft Laboratories (KBLB) promoted Dr. Xiaoli Zhang to Chief Scientist following a series of groundbreaking scientific breakthroughs in their spider silk technology, which is expected to open up new opportunities in higher-margin materials markets."

[bananarama]

As I have stated in the past, KBLB's lab is priceless. The promotion of Dr. Zhang to Chief Scientist is another stone in the foundation of the company. I loved these lines from today's PR:

"In less than a year, she has led our team to breakthroughs that open the door to entirely new categories of super materials. Her promotion to Chief Scientist reflects both the incredible work she has already done and the even more extraordinary advancements we expect under her continued leadership.”

"The innovations driven by Dr. Zhang’s research are now forming the blueprint for a new era of material science, pushing the boundaries of what spider silk can achieve. These advancements promise to redefine performance materials and open new opportunities in higher-margin end markets.+

Kraig's lab will continue to boost the BO price for our goldmine company. GO KBLB!

[WebSlinger]

Another word-salad, worthless PR to try to pump the share price....

[WebSlinger]

Translation:

🗿 Kraig-Tribe Chief Scumbag Speak: No Meat! Just BIG LIES!

MAKE LOTS OF NOISE! NO FOOD!

Kraig-Tribe keep pointing finger at small hole, say BIG WORM THREAD come soon! But sun set, sun rise—no thread!

👑 New Lady-Cave-Chief with Fancy Rock

Kraig-Tribe push Smart-Woman-Cave-Chief Zhang up big rock. Now she Chief Scientist!

They say she made MAGIC! NEW WAYS! Thread strong like Mammoth Bone!

BUT! Why you no see strong thread? Why you no wear strong coat? She do THINK-THINK on same OLD LIES.

They say she move fast, fast, fast! But we wait. We hungry. This just SHINY ROCK to make you forget EMPTY HANDS!

🐛 Six Sun-Circles of EMPTY BASKETS!

Kraig-Tribe boast! They say they start SIX big thread-spins this sun-year!

They talk of "BAM-1 Alpha" worm. Say worm give FATTER COCOON!

UGH! If cocoon so fat, WHERE IS THREAD? If thread so much, why Kraig-Tribe no give to us?

They make SMALL THREAD and shout BIG WORDS! They shout, so you throw GOOD STONES (fiat) to them! Then they take stones, thread is still NOT HERE!

Grog say: KBLB make PROMISE SMOKE! No real fire! Keep your BIG STONES!