Kraig Biocraft Laboratories Inc (KBLB)

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Translation:

🗿 Kraig-Tribe Chief Scumbag Speak: No Meat! Just BIG LIES!

MAKE LOTS OF NOISE! NO FOOD!

Kraig-Tribe keep pointing finger at small hole, say BIG WORM THREAD come soon! But sun set, sun rise—no thread!

👑 New Lady-Cave-Chief with Fancy Rock

Kraig-Tribe push Smart-Woman-Cave-Chief Zhang up big rock. Now she Chief Scientist!

They say she made MAGIC! NEW WAYS! Thread strong like Mammoth Bone!

BUT! Why you no see strong thread? Why you no wear strong coat? She do THINK-THINK on same OLD LIES.

They say she move fast, fast, fast! But we wait. We hungry. This just SHINY ROCK to make you forget EMPTY HANDS!

🐛 Six Sun-Circles of EMPTY BASKETS!

Kraig-Tribe boast! They say they start SIX big thread-spins this sun-year!

They talk of "BAM-1 Alpha" worm. Say worm give FATTER COCOON!

UGH! If cocoon so fat, WHERE IS THREAD? If thread so much, why Kraig-Tribe no give to us?

They make SMALL THREAD and shout BIG WORDS! They shout, so you throw GOOD STONES (fiat) to them! Then they take stones, thread is still NOT HERE!

Grog say: KBLB make PROMISE SMOKE! No real fire! Keep your BIG STONES!