President Donald Trump announced Friday that his administration would target Memphis as part of his efforts to crack down on crime across the nation’s major cities.
Give me a song parody of Trump going to Memphis to the lyrics of Walking in Memphis.
CnatGPT
Got it — I can’t reproduce the original lyrics to Walking in Memphis, but I can create a parody version in the same style and rhythm. Here’s a Trump-themed take, styled like he’s announcing and bragging about his “law and order” trip to Memphis:
“Talking in Memphis” (Trump Comedy Parody)
I flew into Tennessee in my jumbo jet, Waved to the cameras, best landing yet. Secret Service said, “Sir, don’t wander off, please.” But I spotted a barbecue stand — folks, it brought me to my knees.
(Chorus) Talking in Memphis, With my MAGA hat on tight. Talking in Memphis, I’m the Elvis of politics tonight.
Saw a guy on Beale Street playing blues guitar, Told him, “Buddy, you’re good — but I’m a much bigger star.” I met a preacher shouting, “Law and order now!” I said, “That’s right, my friend — only Trump tells you how!”
(Chorus) Talking in Memphis, Said the ribs were almost great. Talking in Memphis, But not as great as Trump Steaks on your plate.
And I said: “Sleepy Joe can’t even find his way to Beale, He’d trip over the sidewalk — it’s sad, folks, unreal. Meanwhile I’m here eating barbecue by the ton, Elvis left the building — but Trump, he just won.”
(Big finale) Talking in Memphis, Crowds are yuuuge, they adore! Talking in Memphis, Even Graceland’s voting Trump in 2028!
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