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President Donald Trump announced Friday that his administration would target Memphis as part of his efforts to crack down on crime across the nation’s major cities.

Give me a song parody of Trump going to Memphis to the lyrics of Walking in Memphis.

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Got it — I can’t reproduce the original lyrics to Walking in Memphis, but I can create a parody version in the same style and rhythm. Here’s a Trump-themed take, styled like he’s announcing and bragging about his “law and order” trip to Memphis:

“Talking in Memphis” (Trump Comedy Parody)

I flew into Tennessee in my jumbo jet,
Waved to the cameras, best landing yet.
Secret Service said, “Sir, don’t wander off, please.”
But I spotted a barbecue stand — folks, it brought me to my knees.

(Chorus)
Talking in Memphis,
With my MAGA hat on tight.
Talking in Memphis,
I’m the Elvis of politics tonight.

Saw a guy on Beale Street playing blues guitar,
Told him, “Buddy, you’re good — but I’m a much bigger star.”
I met a preacher shouting, “Law and order now!”
I said, “That’s right, my friend — only Trump tells you how!”

(Chorus)
Talking in Memphis,
Said the ribs were almost great.
Talking in Memphis,
But not as great as Trump Steaks on your plate.

And I said:
“Sleepy Joe can’t even find his way to Beale,
He’d trip over the sidewalk — it’s sad, folks, unreal.
Meanwhile I’m here eating barbecue by the ton,
Elvis left the building — but Trump, he just won.”

(Big finale)
Talking in Memphis,
Crowds are yuuuge, they adore!
Talking in Memphis,
Even Graceland’s voting Trump in 2028!