Replies to post #539464 on Tornado Alley (PROG)

[janice shell]

Ahhhh... Great minds! I just posted that a little while ago:

https://investorshub.advfn.com/boards/read_msg.aspx?message_id=176583074

Yes, I hope the food was enjoyed by some, and not just thrown out. I wonder why the luncheon was cancelled. Did Pooty fear he'd be poisoned? I take it he passed up on the eagle, so why don't you write to Susie Wiles asking if you can have it?

Don't sell our armed forces short. I have a cookbook written by a guy who was a general stationed in many places between the 1930s and the 1950s. He learned some interesting stuff in pre-war China and other places in Asia. And there was almost NOTHING he made that didn't include several kinds of alcohol. I think the officer class was fed quite well, and probably still are, though not as lavishly as once upon a time.

[janice shell]

You know, we should probably have taken over the government yesterday. Seems everyone who's anyone in the Trump administration was in Alaska, except for Vance, who's vacationing in England.

Why didn't someone just take over State and Defense, and then occupy the White House? Congress isn't in town, so they wouldn't have made any trouble.

That would make a good movie. A comedy, of course. And part of the fun would be the moronic staffers using the business center at the hotel and leaving papers in the printer. That is so pathetic, and so much fun! I know I've said this before, but WHO has used a hotel business center since the 1990s??

If they can screw that up, sending some sensible Dems to seize Washington would have been a piece of cake.

[blackhawks]

Give me a parody of the Trump-Putin meeting lunch menu with a Munich themed entre.

ChatGPT said:

Here’s a satirical take on a Trump–Putin lunch menu, styled as if it were printed on fine stationery — but with a darkly comic “Munich Agreement” undertone:

💼 The Trump–Putin Summit Luncheon Menu
"Appeasement à la carte"

Starter

Caviar of Compromise – served on thin slices of weakened resolve

NATO Salad – tossed, lightly dressed, and left out in the cold

Entree (Munich Special)

Surrender Schnitzel – tenderized beyond recognition, breaded in empty promises, served with a side of “peace in our time” potatoes

Pipeline Stroganoff – hearty Russian gas poured over Western dependence

The Sudetenland Platter – carved up and shared without asking the neighbors

Dessert

Dictator’s Delight – layered puff pastry of power, filled with rich autocracy cream

Free Press Crème Brûlée – cracked on top, silenced underneath

Beverages

Chamberlain Chardonnay – pairs best with denial

Kremlin Kool-Aid – drink up, no questions asked

American Tears on the Rocks