Tornado Alley (PROG)

[blackhawks]

Give me a parody of the Trump-Putin meeting lunch menu with a Munich themed entre.

ChatGPT said:

Here’s a satirical take on a Trump–Putin lunch menu, styled as if it were printed on fine stationery — but with a darkly comic “Munich Agreement” undertone:

💼 The Trump–Putin Summit Luncheon Menu
"Appeasement à la carte"

Starter

Caviar of Compromise – served on thin slices of weakened resolve

NATO Salad – tossed, lightly dressed, and left out in the cold

Entree (Munich Special)

Surrender Schnitzel – tenderized beyond recognition, breaded in empty promises, served with a side of “peace in our time” potatoes

Pipeline Stroganoff – hearty Russian gas poured over Western dependence

The Sudetenland Platter – carved up and shared without asking the neighbors

Dessert

Dictator’s Delight – layered puff pastry of power, filled with rich autocracy cream

Free Press Crème Brûlée – cracked on top, silenced underneath

Beverages

Chamberlain Chardonnay – pairs best with denial

Kremlin Kool-Aid – drink up, no questions asked

American Tears on the Rocks