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shajandr

07/31/25 9:57 PM

#231787 RE: sunspotter #231780

Here ya go:

https://oceanofpdf.com/genres/humor/pdf-epub-molesworth-download/

BTW, there are many (prolly a dozen or more) follow-on Molesworth books from the same author. If innerested, PM me mañana at Happy Hour and I'll see what I can find forya.

The latest warbling on the rumourmill grapevine is that Jimmy Hoffa was ground up in a sausage auger. This reminds me of the opening scene of the 1972 Lee Marvin/Gene Hackman Mobb classic movie, Prime Cut where the KC Mob put the body of a hitman sent from the Chicago Mobb (aka "The ~OUTTfit) into a hotdog production line and turned his corpse into sausages, which they then had hand-delivered to Da~OUTTfit in Chicago as a message.

The sausage auger might still have Jimmy's DNA on it, which is why I prefer disposing of human remains by thoroughly dissolving them in vats of strong, heated acid. Pro-tip: acid depurinates and depyrimidates DNA, making it wholly unrecoverable. The resultant acid solution then can be neutralized with NaOH and then either dumped in a body of water or put down the sewer. No recoverable DNA or proteins left to identify anything.

Prime Cut is a greatly ennertaining movie and has a lotta Midwestern flavour. I bleeve it is on Youtube. See a very young Sissy Spacek in it.

Ciao4Now,
shaj
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janice shell

08/01/25 12:36 AM

#231788 RE: sunspotter #231780

You seem to assume that the fairies (alternate spelling faeries) are dead.

Naturally Shaj is wrong. Of course fairies are real. (Though obviously the gnome featured in one of the photos is not.)
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BullNBear52

08/01/25 10:08 AM

#231794 RE: sunspotter #231780

The problem is we are a very litigious society thus the answer to the old joke,

What's 200 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? ................

It's a well known fact that fairies or Faeries if you will do exist as evidenced by Tingerbell in Peter Pan.

Peter Pan by J. M. Barrie
https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/16

For security the Faeries have been known to employ a dinosaur as protection from the garden gnomes.