For once, you’re right!! I’m betting you don’t know why. A double negative (“couldn’t have not”) is a positive. So, re-phrasing what you said, - DBMM could’ve made it were it not for Linda.
BINGO!!!!!!
Linda has to make $11,904 PER DAY to honor her written statement to YOU. And I suspect you will defend her when she spits on your face (again).
P.S. don’t forget the legally required 8K, Linda!!