Come on, Willy… you know better! Your internet’s moving slower than a dial-up modem in a thunderstorm.
Maybe try upgrading from “PotatoNet” to something with actual bandwidth? Or better yet—give DuckDuckGo a whirl! Fewer ads, more substance… and bonus: they don’t track you like Google. So the Validian conspiracy theories can stay extra secure, not to upset others on this forum.
Good luck out there, cyber-sleuth. Can’t wait for the exclusive scoop on the secret underground Validian vaults. Maybe Indiana Jones will help you decode them, well Harrison Ford at least...
I'll be here, not holding my breath… but maybe popping popcorn just in case your due diligence cooks up a feast...