In the end, you're doing the same thing you have done for a long time which is to try and score cheap points via name-calling and technicalities while avoiding an actual pricing model.
It's just another form of hypocrisy on your part. If you think your model is so much better than mine, post it. If you don't, you have no business criticizing mine. Time to put up or shut up. List out your scenarios with probabilities and price targets for each and do an EV calculation. A fourth-grader could handle the math.
Of course, you could always go the other way and spout out more bullshit about how nobody knows the future and thus all models are useless. It's about what I expect at this point, even though it's totally false as evidenced by the existence of the insurance and gambling industries.