Replies to post #281860 on Kraig Biocraft Laboratories Inc (KBLB)

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“How does it come across as 'postponed'“

When comprehension impairment is put on public display daily….. hopefully there is a moment of enlightenment to knock a few bricks into place?
Let’s see the change as Kblb messaging starts including big names and applications any day now….

This is the perfect week to reveal applications. And maybe even a big name partnership….
Let’s see, we are Sooooo close$$$

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For those interested, details and preliminary itinerary for the party:

KBLB Champagne & Crow Party: A Celebration of Innovation and Humble Pie!

Date: To be announced (just after KBLB Commercialization!)

Venue: KBLB Victory Hall (Location: Wherever the naysayers can hear us pop the corks)

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Itinerary:

6:00 PM – Welcome Cocktails and Introduction

Champagne Reception: Sip on a glass of bubbly as we toast to the journey, the breakthroughs, and, of course, the trolls who kept the conversation alive!

Crow Appetizer Bar: A selection of freshly prepared, gourmet crow bites for our skeptical guests. Served with a side of humility!


7:00 PM – The “Told You So” Toast

Keynote Speech: A short and sweet thank-you to all the doubters who gave us plenty of entertainment and motivation. Don’t forget to raise your glass (and your plate of crow)!

Crow Pie Cutting Ceremony: Special guest will ceremonially cut the first slice of crow pie. No worries, there will be plenty to go around!


7:30 PM – KBLB Victory Highlights Presentation

Popcorn & Progress: Sit back and enjoy a visual recap of KBLB’s accomplishments—highlighting the science, the partnerships, and the game-changing moment when commercialization became reality. Troll commentary optional.

8:00 PM – The Champagne & Crow Buffet

Main Course: Champagne on tap and endless servings of crow. We recommend pairing your crow with a glass of the finest KBLB bubbly—it goes down easier that way.

Side Dish of Regret: A generous helping of humble pie for those who spent years doubting KBLB’s progress. Best served warm!


9:00 PM – #KBLBPopTheCorkPassTheCrow Moment

Social Media Event: Get your cameras ready! We'll be popping champagne corks while passing plates of crow. Don't forget to hashtag #KBLBPopTheCorkPassTheCrow. The more the merrier—let’s make sure everyone sees this victory celebration!


10:00 PM – Troll Karaoke Hour

A light-hearted chance for all our ‘favorite critics’ to sing their hearts out to songs like “Oops!... I Was Wrong Again” and “I Will Survive (This Crow Dinner)”. Participation optional but encouraged!


11:00 PM – Closing Toast

Final toast to KBLB’s success and a heartfelt farewell to all the naysayers. Champagne will flow, crow will be devoured, and the future will shine bright for KBLB.

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Dress Code:

Casual chic with a dash of humble flair. Crow feathers optional.