Kraig Biocraft Laboratories Inc (KBLB)

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For those interested, details and preliminary itinerary for the party:

KBLB Champagne & Crow Party: A Celebration of Innovation and Humble Pie!

Date: To be announced (just after KBLB Commercialization!)

Venue: KBLB Victory Hall (Location: Wherever the naysayers can hear us pop the corks)

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Itinerary:

6:00 PM – Welcome Cocktails and Introduction

Champagne Reception: Sip on a glass of bubbly as we toast to the journey, the breakthroughs, and, of course, the trolls who kept the conversation alive!

Crow Appetizer Bar: A selection of freshly prepared, gourmet crow bites for our skeptical guests. Served with a side of humility!


7:00 PM – The “Told You So” Toast

Keynote Speech: A short and sweet thank-you to all the doubters who gave us plenty of entertainment and motivation. Don’t forget to raise your glass (and your plate of crow)!

Crow Pie Cutting Ceremony: Special guest will ceremonially cut the first slice of crow pie. No worries, there will be plenty to go around!


7:30 PM – KBLB Victory Highlights Presentation

Popcorn & Progress: Sit back and enjoy a visual recap of KBLB’s accomplishments—highlighting the science, the partnerships, and the game-changing moment when commercialization became reality. Troll commentary optional.

8:00 PM – The Champagne & Crow Buffet

Main Course: Champagne on tap and endless servings of crow. We recommend pairing your crow with a glass of the finest KBLB bubbly—it goes down easier that way.

Side Dish of Regret: A generous helping of humble pie for those who spent years doubting KBLB’s progress. Best served warm!


9:00 PM – #KBLBPopTheCorkPassTheCrow Moment

Social Media Event: Get your cameras ready! We'll be popping champagne corks while passing plates of crow. Don't forget to hashtag #KBLBPopTheCorkPassTheCrow. The more the merrier—let’s make sure everyone sees this victory celebration!


10:00 PM – Troll Karaoke Hour

A light-hearted chance for all our ‘favorite critics’ to sing their hearts out to songs like “Oops!... I Was Wrong Again” and “I Will Survive (This Crow Dinner)”. Participation optional but encouraged!


11:00 PM – Closing Toast

Final toast to KBLB’s success and a heartfelt farewell to all the naysayers. Champagne will flow, crow will be devoured, and the future will shine bright for KBLB.

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Dress Code:

Casual chic with a dash of humble flair. Crow feathers optional.