I forgot another tip:
Order your meals semi randomly alternating between Uber Eats and Doordash and track the delivery, meeting the delivery person at the door for a direct handoff. Sprinkle in some self pickups to further vary the pattern.
Always wear your Apple Watch and setup 911 and emergency contact alerting. Keep ipicac and overdose medication in the house and donate generously to your local emergency ambulance squad, police, hospital emergency room and keep her away from your doctors :-)
This is all in jest, i mean we wouldn’t stand a chance if they really wanted us out of the picture:-)