I checked with my made up team team of 27 attorneys who specialize in securities law and they confirmed to me that you have the cooties
I love the delusional personas people create on this forum. I wish I could say I was a firefighter who jumped out of helicopters. Or a socialite that had a circle of wealthy professionals who took my advice to accumulate a 70 million share position (and also applauded me and lifted me in the air like Rudy after I gave an investor presentation... that is my favorite yarn of all time). Or a well connected investor who learns about financial secrets in dark loud bars.
bonus: the guy who worked for the FDA and guaranteed that the tote bags at ASCO confirmed upcoming FDA approval!