LOL. When, off the end of a 'hole to the roof time' on a little four story building site here i snagged a teaching job in NSW, it was because they were so short of teachers they were desperately raking untrained graduates into the field. I didn't have proof of my science degree and it was months, maybe over a year, before they finally got a certificate from me. Had to get a copy from U.B.C. to give to them. Please send my certificate by pigeon. That would be cool.
"Well, you just did postgrad work on college mascots and battle cries."