LOL. When, off the end of a 'hole to the roof time' on a little four story building site here i snagged a teaching job in NSW, it was because they were so short of teachers they were desperately raking untrained graduates into the field. I didn't have proof of my science degree and it was months, maybe over a year, before they finally got a certificate from me. Had to get a copy from U.B.C. to give to them. Please send my certificate by pigeon. That would be cool.
"Well, you just did postgrad work on college mascots and battle cries."
It was Plato who said, “He, O men, is the wisest, who like Socrates, knows that his wisdom is in truth worth nothing”