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03/26/24 7:21 PM

#468258 RE: newmedman #468256

You're right. It's unfortunate that in the spirit and interest of good will toward fellow mortals we put up with so much shit, all in the so-called interest of free speech. And all in the effort to offer a chance of redemption to so many, as we do.

"You know what is really tiresome? It's you ranting and raving about a crisis that your GOP created and listening to your paranoid garbage about it
for years. You had your chance to help fix the problems with the border, then you punted and blame everyone but yourself.
P - You believe that nonsense because you need to be outraged about anything without offering any solutions.
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Agree with you 100%. It isn't easy standing up for American values when one side of politics has trashed them for decades, even worse since an American black was elected president.

"You know what is really tiresome? It's you ranting and raving about a crisis that your GOP created and listening to your paranoid rants about it for years."



That's what it has come to. Seriously...
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03/27/24 3:38 PM

#468355 RE: newmedman #468256

In Bold Speech, Biden Calls On Ships To Stop Crashing Into Bridges

March 26, 2024

U.S. — After a cargo ship collided with Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore causing the structure to collapse, President Biden gave a fiery speech in which he unequivocally called on ships everywhere to stop crashing into bridges.

"I mean it, folks! It's gotta stop!" said Biden to a small group of adoring fans in the press. "Ships have to stop with all the bumping into bridges and whatnot. If you're a ship and you're thinking about smashing a bridge, you'd better change your mind right now. I won't stand for it. That goes for trains, too. No more bridge crashing."

Biden then fell asleep standing up, as it had been over 2 hours since his last snooze.

Transportation Secretary Buttigieg also issued a statement from a private chateau where he is spending additional maternity leave with his adopted twins. "What we really need to determine here is if there was racism involved," he said. "Wherever you see large cargo vessels careening into bridges, you can bet that white supremacy is behind it. I promise to address this as soon as I'm back from my maternity leave."

Biden later awoke from his snooze to issue one last dire warning to ships everywhere and offer hope to the American people. "This essential piece of transportation infrastructure will be built back better," he said. "After spending $300 billion and 32 years, we'll have that ol' bridge back as good as new! Except this time, we'll name it after a black hero, such as George Floyd."

At publishing time, Biden was forced to double-down on his bold rhetoric after the Goodyear Blimp collided with the Brooklyn Bridge.

Source: https://babylonbee.com/news/in-bold-speech-biden-calls-on-ships-to-stop-crashing-into-bridges