LOLOLOLOLOL!! Behind the door?? That sounds like GREAT fun. As I understand it, those thing are really incredibly heavy. I just asked the internet, and see that they generally weigh between 150 and 300 pounds. Can you deal with 300?
Why don't you put it in your shed? Or in the garage? Or the basement, if you have one. That way, you won't have to call newmedman about door stuff.
Did she WANT a treadmill? Was that something she talked about often at work? You know, you could probably return it, and get something she does want.
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