Now it makes sense. Everyday it seems like something is missing from my office — like yellow pads and my favorite magic markers, and just stuff like my coffee mug. I’ve blamed the cleaning staff, janitors, my secretary, the night guards; and even wondered if maybe some rodents weren’t taking stuff to build a hidden nest in my wall?
But I also work with and around a number of Harvard grads. And someone now has a stapler (I know it’s mine!) that looks suspiciously like the one that went missing a few months ago. And another Harvard grad is all of a sudden using blue Posted Notes, which I often keep on top of my desk. I’ve asked them about these items, including my coffee mug (I want that damn thing back!) but each one denies any wrong doing.
But now I know everyone is lying!
Harvard churns out cheaters at a very high level in my personal experience. Virtually no school consistently turns out people who think they can lie blatantly and get away with it as much as Harvard in my personal experience
Eton might not produce as many liars as does Harvard, but I would hazard a guess that Eton's (usually after a stint at Oxford University and the Bullingdon Club) are posher and achieve more influential positions (eg Prime Ministers and Cabinet Members) than does Harvard whose duplicitous alumni are usually grubby financial tradesmen such as KG intent on amassing obscene amounts of filthy lucre. (No prizes for recognizing the fair haired oik (front row-centre) whose main achievements are a congenital inability to tell the difference between truth and lies and persistently amassing offspring irrespective of which side of the blanket they are conceived.)