Yep, I'm not a newbie or a veteran but absent some hopeful rhetoric all I can muster is a chess set, some watches, golf clubs (reason I took the terrible dive), some knives and a bouncing ball. At least these things came to exist ... all the rest of the stuff is nonsense and has served no purpose to me other than lighting my savings accounts.
I just wish they would sell it for the pennies that it is worth or put it out of its' misery in the most humane means possible.