I was alluding to China but never mind you have no sense of humor anyway.
A bar customer asked the bartender if he wanted to hear a Danish joke.
The bartender pointed to a large man at the end of the bar and said, "He's Danish.''
Then the bartender pointed to a burly policeman near the door and repeated, "He's Danish.''
The bartender then asked, "Now do you still want to tell that Danish joke, because I'm Danish, too.''
The customer replied, "Naah, not if I have to explain it three times.''
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